SPANK CHEEKS

Sunday, September 10, 2006

THAT'S RIGHT, I'M A SELLOUT WHORE


My dear, dear fans and readers,

I am currently in the process of turning over SPANK CHEEKS into the very capable hands of one Miss Zanna Granny. I'll still be around some this week, and on occasion in the future, but I'm moving on to greener pastures, boys and girls. And by "greener pastures," I mean, "somewhere people will pay me money." That's right -- as of tomorrow, I'll be writing for the gossip blog Yeeeah!.

Don't think for a moment I'm giving up the beautiful vision that was SPANK CHEEKS. This blog will always be near and dear to my heart, and my minions were both witty and loyal to a fault. You guys are the best and I credit you with the steady climb in numbers. Thanks.

I am entrusting the golden paddle to Miss Zanna --one of the sexiest, funniest, most rapist-tongued ladies I've ever met -- so celebrity spankings will not be in short supply. Her real takeover won't be until later in the month, but I thought I'd give you a little time to clean up shop and put on your Sunday best before she arrives.

Like I said, this is still my baby, and I will be back. I love you all.

spank cheeks

23 Comments:

Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

BULL FUCKIN SHIT!
You're a traitor.
First cock-ninja, now you.
All in the same day!
Zanna has her own site to maintain.
See ya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


I'm really pissed off here.

11:01 PM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Calm the fuck down. I'll still be posting. Jeez.

Why are everybody's panties in a bunch lately?

11:03 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Yo Spanks, behind you 100%

I know the real score. Good luck, cousin.

I am backing you like a vertabrae.

Out of character kids? As if you know me............

11:13 PM  
Blogger sonya said...

Spanks, I'm GLAD that you are going to get paid for rocking so hard. It's like being a freakin rock star! Can I throw my panties at you? Love you! Good luck, I look forward to seeing you spank the bejeezus outta some new patootie.

P.S.
For the record, it's rapier wit. Not rapists. Because I didn't know that rapists are typically funny. FYI.
xoxoxoxo
Sonya

11:49 PM  
Anonymous evil bunny said...

oh. crap.
crap.
okay, sonya pretty much said it.
and zanna will do a tremendous job, i've no doubt about that.
i swear i don't even know what to say.

so i'll say this (break out the violins):
'cheeks, you offered me the rare opportunity to not only make fun of people that deserve to be made fun of.

more importantly, i've met a couple of people here that i consider friends (i hope you're one, too). i thank you for that. ESPECIALLY that.

and, i've learned here many dos and don'ts about posting.
darlin', you go out there and kick ass!!

soooo, when zanna takes over, do we all get free corndogs???

1:49 AM  
Blogger Pop Culture said...

Good luck your filthy-whore! You always cracked me up.

Don't fret kids, I'm not going anywhere and never will. No one will ever pay me for the crap I spew out.

ImBringingBloggingBack

6:04 AM  
Anonymous My Well Rehearsed Mistake said...

Best of luck to Zanna - I know she's gonna do a great job - that girl cracks me up. Can't wait for my free corndog! Well, looks like I'm gonna have to add this Yeeah! site to the list of sites I'm addicted to. That's right people, I said it, addicted.

Best of luck in the new home Spanks.

I hope ninj doesn't really leave here and the fish. I so love reading his comments and I knew he was really Dr Rokter - some funny shit. I LOVE YOU NINJ pls don't go x (That Sarah Jean stuff is too funny but maybe you shouldn't personally email her anymore.)

6:28 AM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

What tha hell is going on?
I wake up to find Spanks is 'movin on up to the East Side',
And a troll is 'really pissed off here'!

Good luck to both Spanks and Zanna.

'Yeeeah!' is going to be another blog site that disrupts my daily routine. :)

Zanna, Spanks isn't just a "lipsticked pig", now you're going to HAVE to using commas (,,,,,,,,,) Ha! Ha!


P.S. Feel free to delete that bogus Walrus Gumboot post... that wasn't me.

6:58 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

I seriously heart all you guys. I really do.

And Sonya, I know that it's rapier's, not rapist's. I probably get an email once a week about that line in my profile. It's supposed to be tongue in cheek funny!! It's a line from Dumb & Dumber. Thanks for the tip, though. :) Maybe it's not as funny as I thought.

7:25 AM  
Anonymous easy e said...

This I do NOT forgive.

JK, spanks, I know you'll do great.

7:28 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Congratulations Spanks! I love you so much that I have to change my panties a couple times a day!

Good Luck to Zanna, my love for her is just as deep and wet!

This blog has always been an welcome escape to my bland day as an accountant and I'll always be around.

Once again! Congrats to both of you... French kisses all around!

7:48 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Congrats Spanks and Zanna!

Spanks hope you don't forget about all us little people. Yeeeah! is my next favorite gossip site to yours, but I don't post comments over there. (Can you even?) Maybe I should start...

8:20 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

That rapist's wit thing IS funny. It's my favorite line in the profile..don't change it!

8:48 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Wumby..I didn't mean SHE was a lipsticked pig..I meant my post was. i, will, use, lots, of, commas, now.

9:01 AM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

Zanna baby, we are just not on the same thought wave here!
I know you meant YOUR post.
After rereading MY 'above' post, I should have worded it, 'SpankCheeks blog' isn't just a "lipsticked pig".

We're both a couple of dunderheads.


P.S. I've often wondered why Tranny and Zanna were number 11 in the links column here and Spank Cheeks was number 1

9:37 AM  
Anonymous walrus gumboot said...

...conclusion to the above P.S. that mysteriously posted itself.

P.S. I've often wondered why Tranny and Zanna were number 11 in the links column here and SpankCheeks was number 1 on The Grannys site.

Maybe that can be rectified?

9:42 AM  
Blogger sonya said...

OOH, okay, I be spanked. I can't watch Dumb & Dumber for more than maybe 30 minutes before my brain starts convulsing inside my skull. Sucks to be on the outside of the inside joke. *sniff*

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Damn it! My panties are bunched again! ;p

Congratulations on the new job Spanks!

Congratulations on the new job Zanna!

I know this site will still rock!

1:25 PM  
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So, its still cool if we use your place for fuck fests, right?

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