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Wednesday, October 18, 2006

BRITNEY WANTS TO DROP ORPHAN ON ITS HEAD


In the “imitation is the highest form of flattery” departmemt…..According to Female First:

Britney Spears is set to follow in her idol Madonna's footsteps and adopt an
African child, it has been reported.

The 'Toxic' singer - who has two sons, Sean Preston and Sutton Pierce, with husband Kevin Federline - has been inspired by Madonna's recent trip to Malawi to adopt a 13-month-old African boy, called David Banda.

Britney is now looking into the possibility of welcoming a disadvantaged child into her own family. A source said: "Britney has always been inspired by Madonna - both musically and by the way she lives her life and conducts herself.

"She really admires what Madonna is doing at the moment and adopting is something which she could see herself doing one day. She wants to have a large family."

Apparently, it’s not enough fun to drop your own baby on it’s head. It’s my guess that Britney Spears wants to adopt an African orphan and see if it’s true that “black don’t crack”. She’s stupid like that.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Walrus Gumboot said...

And in less than year, when K-Fed is kicked to the street, Britney will have three booger-makers to care for.
She can take them all back to the Ozarks (no offense to the Ozarkians out there) and move into the triple wide with Ma and Pa Spears. Never to be heard from again.

8:35 AM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

"Black don't crack"

HAHAHAHAHAHHA...Fucking awesome.

9:29 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

"black don't crack" was definately comic gold considering the subject. ............

9:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good lord, stop being so stingy. you already have 2 infants that you can drop on their heads and leave them at starbucks...why do you fucking need anymore???

7:56 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I got it! I know why celebs are adopting like they belong in padded pod cells.

They know later on in life their kids will hate them and don't give a shit.
As a bonus, they get free servants/dishwashers till said children turn 18 or kill them.

Gods I wish I were a celeb!! Then again, I hate children so it's best I'm not.


Remember! Kids, ya just can't beat 'em!

2:59 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Somebody just hit her in the uterus with a piece of linoleum and get it over with.

10:08 AM  

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