Sunday, October 08, 2006


You know, there was a time when men wouldn't fuck Anna Nicole with SOMEONE ELSE's dick. But now it seems that her vagina has become a bank. A bank that takes various deposits.

According to TrimSPA's, website…..
While a court in Los Angeles, CA, convened yesterday on a paternity suit for baby Smith, 2 more men surfaced to claim title while another claimed to have been asked to father the child. TRIMSPA’s first media inquiry regarding the ‘new prospects’ was thought to be a bad joke, but the topic resurfaced throughout the day by multiple media outlets. “By day’s end,” said a company representative, “we were prepared to hear that every eligible bachelor was stepping up for the job.” As ridiculous as it sounds, the media coverage given the recent events in Anna Nicole Smith’s life almost guarantees anyone with something to say 15 minutes of fame – whether true or not.
And TMZ says that all three of them used to pal around.

Before Larry Birkhead and Howard K. Stern went to war over Anna Nicole Smith's newborn kid, the two men actually spent a lot of time together having fun. In these pictures taken last year, the dueling daddy candidates were spotted down under, frolicking with Anna around Sydney's Luna Amusement Park right before the 2005 MTV Awards in Australia. Ah the good ol' days.
Let's read between the lines. I think what they MEANT to say was that the “ the two men actually spent alot of time together having fun, and last year, the deuling daddy candidates were spotted frolicking down under Anna”. That's where that whole pesky "whose your daddy" shit is coming from.


Anonymous Walrus Gumboot said...

It's just like that whole "Ħoward Hughes / Will" thing that was going on a few years ago.

Except Üncle Ħoward was a well respected man in the commǖnity and Änna Ňicole Ŝmith ain't nothing but a cum-receptacle, plain and simple.

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2:11 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I'm sure anyone could get Anna Nicole pregnant as long as they have a squeaky dog toy and and a jar of mayo on hand.

4:22 PM  

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