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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

GUY RITCHIE ALLEGEDLY AGREES WITH ME (sort of)

America-hater Madonna has taken her fake-English accent to Africa and is reportedly underway to adopt a boy named Lucas. Allegedly, however, her husband agrees with me. According to thepostchronical:

"...Guy Ritchie has voiced his concerns about the possibility of adopting a Malawian orphan, according to reports.The director and wife Madonna are widely rumoured to be considering the process, even though the singer's publicist recently rubbished the whispers.However, a source close to the couple revealed that Madonna is keen to proceed, but does not have the full support of her husband.

Ritchie's family are said to be wary that the whole idea could be a publicity stunt.The source commented: "Madonna is convinced it is the right thing to do but Guy has been very wary. It has led to some serious arguments and put a lot of pressure on their marriage. His family are very concerned Madonna wants an African baby as a celebrity status symbol, like Angelina Jolie...."
When Angelina does it, it’s sincere. When Madonna does it, to me, it’s trite. Since doing the whole ‘crucifixion thing’ on tour didn’t get her enough attention, let’s try THIS. You know, I’m all for helping children in need. But what I don’t get is why people feel they need to go to Africa to make the dramatic point of it. When there are things like this and this going on in the world, why not just adopt or help a child from your own country?

Oh, that’s right…I forgot. She’s an America hater. Yea, the country that supported her ass through the 80’s and made her the “star” she is today.

I’ll get off my soapbox now.

9 Comments:

Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Remember back in the day when cars were a status symbol? Now its little AIDS babies from the bush.

Dip mine in gold, please...

12:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

extremely well said. well said indeed. theres plenty of homeless children in this country that need good homes. such a shame.

1:08 PM  
Blogger sonya said...

That's pretty sad. And what happens when orphans aren't en vogue anymore? What, you drive it to the nearest pound and drop it off? It's pretty sick that human beings are becoming an "assessory" to boost your ego.

2:05 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

She just wants to drink his blood, I tell you! She wants to collect them (lil' Afro babies) and store them in a Blade/Matrix-style hyperbolic chamber and feast off their sweet, sweet blood so she can live forever.

2:26 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I like to adopt little Mexican babies, when they get out of style you can just toss them back over the fence. You have to be careful though, because they always find their way back over later and they might be pissed.........

3:15 PM  
Blogger LadyJane said...

I fucking KNEW that cunt was a vampire.

Madgira, Mistress of the Night...

10:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

sona

1:29 PM  
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Anonymous Anonymous said...

"America hater". What a load of bollocks. She's a Bush hater.

Oh right, everyone who dislikes Bush is a commie/terrorist/traitor.

Yeah, right. Stupid dumbass americans.

8:23 PM  

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