Friday, October 06, 2006


Keep on rocking in the free world! Good Old Jimmy gets busted on his way to St. Tropez with about 100 pills of ‘ecstasy’. Page Six reports:

..."Buffett, who was on his way to chill out in the ritzy resort town of St. Tropez, was detained, but not arrested, and allowed to go free after paying a fine of 300 euros - about $380. That prompted one local newspaper editorial to term the slap-on-the-wrist punishment "a small amount for a man who makes $70 million a year."

A spokeswoman for Buffett - whose hits include "Cheeseburger in Paradise" and "Why Don't We Get Drunk" - denied he'd had any ecstasy in the luggage.

The rep insisted, "It was medicine prescribed by his doctor." But she wouldn't name the medicine or what ailment Buffett was using it for. She also refused to comment on why, if the substance was legally prescribed, Buffett agreed to pay the fine.

"I don't have any additional information," the flak said. Asked to contact Buffett to ask him about the incident, she said, "It's not going to be possible." She also insisted the cops seized only 20 tablets, not the reported 100-plus..."

Oh yea…I’m keeping THAT in mind. Medicine prescribed my my DOCTOR. And the “pharmacy” is on the corner of Main and Concord in a nice little cozy ‘office’ between the dumpster and the brick wall. And they’ll fill your prescription any time after dark. So long as your “prescriptions” are written in denominations of 20’s, 50’s and 100’s. Yeaaa, that’s it.


Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

No, I know him. It's true. They were for personal use.


11:09 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I wish this cornball no-talent would just pull a T.O. and "accidentally take too many" so I never have to hear him sing children's songs about cheeseburgers and pencil-thin mustaches at another BBQ ever, ever again.

10:24 AM  

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