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Thursday, October 05, 2006

LIKE FLIES TO SHIT


People magazine was all over the “commitment” ceremony. Click here to see the rest of the pictures of the conniving, manipulative loving couple’s day.

Must be nice to be able to move on so quickly. I still can’t get over the death of my albino frog “Whitey Bulger” the time the cats snagged him out of the bowl and I found him dead in the kitty litter box.

6 Comments:

Blogger chillytatas said...

If my first born child had just died I would be an absofuckinglute mess, nobody would be able to get me out of my house for at least a month, let alone pose for a picture. I think I grieved for Daniel more than Anna did. If I see one more picture of this woman, I think I will punch my computer screen.

12:09 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

As long as their happy.

12:23 PM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

I went and looked at the pictures. She's fat (again, and yeah, I know she just had a baby, but there are limits even then), is wearing the most grotesque fake eyelashes this side of a drag-queen convention, and f'ing SHINY. Like Brandon Davis-level sweaty, oily shiny. I've seen less reflective PVC dresses.

Oddly, I really would'a figured the lawyer to be the greasy one.

(To any lawyers--and one in particular--I apologize now. On my knees.)

1:11 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I don't like this bitch, never did!!!!!!!!

http://originalitalianstallion.blogspot.com/

2:43 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

When did Dolly Parton get married?!?!

3:07 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

PS--Wow, she's fat again...big surprise.

3:09 PM  

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