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Friday, October 13, 2006

A LITTLE BIT OF NOSTALGIA

Gone are the good old days of circle jerks and gang-banging. Remember when you could just throw your head back, laugh and finger some chic in front of your friends at a restaurant? Like a Norman Rockwell picture…Governor Schwarzenegger takes us for a stroll down memory lane.

In a picture taken circa 1980, we are taken back to the times where you could do lines on the table, and drink outside on sidewalk. Being politically correct wasn't even invented yet. Gather around kids, and read what Radar online has to say about it.
California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger told Jay Leno last night that linking him to Bush is like linking him to an Oscar. Which, for some odd reason, reminded us of a mysterious photo of unknown vintage a roving correspondent sent us awhile back. It was handed to said reporter (arrows and all) back in 2003 by a well-connected source, and features the man who just might become America’s first retarded president cradling a smiling young thing in an unidentified restaurant in what we can only assume is the early ’80s.

Though technically not a “shocker,” that Arnold has been hiding the fact he only has nine fingers is certainly news where we come from.
And before that, a young Schwarzenneger felt compelled to share with us the trials and tribulations of being a bodybuilder and helping us understand how an orgy can really ease your tensions. Even then, he was a public servant. Celebitchy says that he did an interview in Oui magazine where he was quoted as saying:

“Bodybuilders party a lot, and once, in Gold’s–the gym in Venice, California, where all the top guys train–there was a black girl who came out naked. Everybody jumped on her and took her upstairs, where we all got together.” Asked by Manso if he was talking about a “gang bang,” Schwarzenegger answered, “Yes, but not everybody, just the guys who can fuck in front of other guys. Not everybody can do that. Some think that they don’t have a big-enough cock, so they can’t get a hard-on. Having chicks around is the kind of thing that breaks up the intense training. It gives you relief, and then afterward you go back to the serious stuff.”
I am so glad I just read that. I always wondered after I’ve been gang-banged if the GUYS enjoyed it as much as I have. It’s hard to get feedback when they just throw a towel at you and leave.

Click here to see the NSFW version of the picture.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Walrus Gumboot said...

Those people with the Governator look like great friends to have around. Do you think he invites them up to the mansion for drinks and intelligent conversation?
The other question I have is, how do they see with that inch wide electrical tape covering their eyes?

8:13 AM  
Blogger Lady Jane said...

I hate that fuckin' guy.

9:40 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

See.....It's not a tumor!!!

12:15 PM  
Blogger Lady Jane said...

Stallion, coffee was just came out my nose, I laughed so hard!!!

4:30 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

That's the best way to check a girl's temperature!

5:30 AM  
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