MADONNA TO LAUNCH PR STUNT ON OPRAH
Tomorrow, Oprah will help Madonna spin her international baby trafficking into a humanitarian gesture. With with the money Madonna has spent on this whole cluster-fuck so far, she could have easily given the money to his father and biological family and they could have raised him. Hell, she could have raised that whole village and renamed it Madonna-land and she could have made everyone “strike a pose” and “vogue” around the bonfire at night in her honor.The New York post has an article about how this adoption comes with “little red strings” attached. Cult expert Rick Ross said in the article:
"It's very sad that, unlike other celebrities, Madonna cannot do charity work in Africa without so many strings attached. Bono and Angelina Jolie have raised awareness of poverty there. Now Madonna comes in … and tries to milk it. I think that's reprehensible. Why does she insist on a kabbala connection? … I see Madonna's trip to Africa as similar to Tom Cruise's opening of detox clinics for rescue workers after 9/11."And the cherry on top for this whole pr spin tomorrow? Madonna will also be peddling her new children’s book “English Roses”. Do you know what those roses smell like?
Kaballah.
posted by Zanna at 7:39 AM PERMALINK
9 Comments:
You should see me "vogue", and "sashay" and "turn". I'm awesome.
You should also see the way I whip my dick out and cock-whip Madonna about the head and neck area. Not in a sexual way either. More of a Mike Tyson in his heyday, 1st round, 20 second knockout kind of thing. Ding! Ding! Ding! Ding!
You know, I had waaaay more "respect" (if you could call a slight fondness)for Madge when she was honest about being a slutty skanky bitch. You know, in the early 90's, when she dabbled in lesbianism, sang songs about fucking, had nude pictures of herself published in an overrated book...
Now, she's just an old biddy, going through the Change, desperately trying to hang onto any remant of youth, sexuality and pretense of being a caring, loving human being.
Hey! The page updated finally! Woot!
The site has been updated nearly every day, Dra...you might have to hit the refresh button on your toolbar or check your settings. Internet options/general/temporary internet files/settings. Make sure the button "automatically" is selected.
lady jane..digging your avitar baby!
Rick Ross... doesn't he do that song "Everyday Hustle" with Jay-Z and Young Jeezy? Doesn't he? Anyone? Sigh.... I guess I'll go smoke a Newport.
With my VAGINA!
Yeeeah LadyJane, that avatar is more befitting of a "Lady".
Zanna, you're just a wealth of knowledge today, arentcha!!
Maybe we'll keep you around.
And to dragulf, this site is even updated on some weekends for the "no life crowd", of which, I am a proud card carrying member.
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