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Sunday, October 29, 2006

MCCARTNEY AND MILLS CALL TEMPORARY TRUCE

Paul and Gimpy agreed on a temporary truce yesterday (October 28) so they could celebrate their daughter Beatrice’s third birthday in Hastings, England. They arrived separately and left separately but for two and half teeth gritting, fist clenching hours, they maintained a united front for the sake of their daughter.

Meanwhile, Stella McCartney vowed to “kill the bitch”. The Australian reports:

Pregnant Stella McCartney reportedly had to be restrained by the former Beatle at the family home upon hearing that Heather Mills had claimed Sir Paul hit his first wife, Linda, who is Stella's late mother.

“I can't believe what she's doing, I'm going to kill her,” a source quoted Stella as saying in today's News of the World.

“She's been a manipulative cow from day one.

“The cow won't be happy until she destroys all of us - and our memories of our mother.”
And I’m not going to be happy until I see a picture of Heather homeless in Trafalgar square, with a tin cup playing the spoon on her prosthetic leg. And attacked by pigeons with explosive diarrhea. So save the Trafalgar Pigeons!!!! I need them to do my nefarious bidding. Which is to shit all over Stella McCartney when she doesn’t have a pot to piss in. Oh, sweet, sweet irony...I do love you so.

1 Comments:

Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

You know what would be really great? Is if she ended up marrying Michael Jackson. And after they divorced he bought all the rights to her leg.

10:13 AM  

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