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Wednesday, October 25, 2006

PETE DOHERTY IS HORMONAL

Kate Moss might be the pregnant one, but it’s Pete Doherty that’s friggin’ hormonal. His band, Babyshambles actually waited until the crowd started throwing shit BACK at them before they decided to wrap up the gig. You'd think watching your lead singer have a complete meltdown on stage, you would kind of want to call it a night. The Daily Mail reports:

During the gig, Doherty spattered his bandmates with red wine, smashed a bottle, hurled a can of beer into the crowd and then "went after them" with a microphone stand.

At one stage, Babyshambles walked off stage after the drummer was hit by a bottle thrown from the crowd.

At the end Doherty pushed over amplifiers and the drum kit before smashing another microphone stand several times. He then lay amid the debris as if out for the count.
Fucking drama-queen. Then, when they got back to the hotel:

Doherty, 27, wrestled with the photographer as he hit him several times outside his hotel in Rome. Witnesses suggested the Babyshambles' frontman and boyfriend of supermodel Kate Moss had first jumped on top of the man and then repeatedly punched him.

A photograph of the aftermath of the fight shows blood pouring from Doherty's wound. It is claimed other band members armed themselves with metal ashtrays to use as weapons in defence of the singer.
I just had visions of a heinous version of West Side Story. I don’t know if I’d be able to go through with hitting that wild-eyed freak in the head once I saw his band poised and ready behind him with ashtrays. I’d be laughing my ass off. In fact, throwing my head back and POINTING and laughing. And then I’d ask them if they had a license to carry those ashtrays. Then I’d stomp my foot like I’m going after them and say, “boo” and watch them cry. Because that’s what little men with unlicensed-ashtrays do.

7 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

The WHO trash their stage back in 1969...

And they did it 'for their art'.


This babyshambles band (their name is not worthy of being capitalized) are just a bunch of whiny kids who should seek employment elsewhere.

7:47 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Would YOU hire them? A freind of mine once said,

"The reason I started my own company is because I'm unemployable"...

7:52 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

What a bunch of dumb motherfuckers!!! What the hell are they doing in Rome? Please don't tell me Italians listen to that shit.........

9:22 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

No, they don't but the Pope does.

9:49 AM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

Goddamnit. Will this asshole just DIE already?

11:08 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Actually, he looks like a fat, heroin-addict version of Kate Moss. But then, all limeys look alike to me. That is, they're all ugly.



British people are ugly.

2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you lot are pretty retarded socially and don't seem to realise that pete doherty is a very intelligent person ith 10 or 11 A stars at gcse level a first year degree at oxbridge (or just oxford university in english literature) and 4 or 5 As at a-level, and you guys cannot even spell "arse" right... who are the idiots now? rant over!

7:21 PM  

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