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Thursday, October 19, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF 10.19.06


WOOT!!! Stephen Hawking is back on the market….God Bless the Freaks! (yeeeah!)

So THIS is what a bag of smashed assholes look like (perezhilton)

I HATE NANCY GRACE WITH THE RED HOT INTENSITY OF A THOUSAND SUNS..so this makes me happy (tmz)

Suddenly she has standards? Paris Hilton distances herself from movie fiasco. (page six)

The New York Post is a pussy. I’m not apologizing. And you know what? I think Jennifer Anniston is FUG. That’s right U-G-L-Y. Not apologizing for that either. (newyorkpost)

You know what? If it were true it would have been the FIRST thing she would have said. (celebitchy)

Whose nipples would you rather suck on? (thebastardly)

Meanwhile……back in the fields (dailymail)

OJ Simpson is going to tell you IF he had done it...how he’d do it (msnbc)

The Knack’s drummer, Bruce Gary dies of lymphomic cancer. I raise my lighter over my head and my rendition of “My Scrotum” to the tune of “My Sharona” goes out to you, sir. Rock on. (Hollywood reporter)

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Nancy Grace looks like and is a shrew.

If Paris Hilton is the biggest star in that movie, I'd shun it too.

Mischa or Rachel?? They're both adorable so I would have to suck one nipple then the other.
A true nipple connoisseur never shows favoritism.

Madonna - What a true piece of shit!

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Blogger Zanna said...

Osh, you never fail to make me laugh out loud!

Wally..although I like Rachel more, I picked Mischa.

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Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Zanna, don't forget the screaming orgasms. I never fail to make you have those either. Just saying.

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I'm all for wives abusing their husbands, but come on...

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Well, Osh, I thought you said I wasn't supposed to talk about it. But it's true. It's all true.

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How the hell is that retard a genious?

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