Friday, October 20, 2006


Nicole Kidman says mental cheating is the most dangerous. If that’s the case, I’ve mentally cheated on my diet, my boyfriend AND YOU (people)

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt spotted in India (just jared)

Heather Mills gets her prosthetic leg served to her on a platter by the guy who introduced her to Paul McCartney (celebitchy)

A 20ft anaconda gives Ellen the penis she always wanted (defamer)

When I did my hardcore porn I was ‘Zanna – Warrior Princess” . Tyra Banks tells porn star Tyra Banxxx to stop using her name. Fuck that. (superficial girls)

Madonna confronted by terrorist after her pilates workout (holy candy)

Why oh WHY can’t these be real? (city rag)

The chic who has is the model for the video game character Lara Croft shows her ass (idlyitw)


Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Stupid Madonna should have floored her vehicle and made that dude part of the asphalt and then kept on going into a light stanchion killing herself, ending the world of any further misery.


2:12 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I would love to kiss Lucy Clarksons (Lara Croft character) ass.
At this point in my life though, I would kiss a porcupines ass just to feel something soft (albeit quilly) against my lips.

Love you Zanna!

2:20 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

If I was going to write something on my ass it would be something more meaningful like "insert penis here". With a little arrow pointing to by butthole. In fact, I'm heading to the tattoo parlor right now.

3:31 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

oshkoshb-goshdammgosh, I am right "behind" you. Hee! Hee!

12:26 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I'm sorry, Wally, what I meant to say was "slide credit card here". The penis part comes after your credit is approved.

2:01 PM  

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