SPANK IT YOURSELF 10.22.06

Like father like daughter. Shiloh Jolie Pitt looks jut like Brad (perezhilton)

Tom Cruise has a camel toe, not a moose knuckle (city rag)

Anna Nicole refuses to submit baby for DNA test (msnbc)

Unlike Anna Nicole, Angelina Jolie is a great mom (idlyitw)

That lucky bastard! Park visitor finds 5.47 carot diamond (cnn)

Dennis Rodman puts himself on ebay (tmz)

Lindsay Lohan is a “busted up pick up truck” (drunkenstepfather)