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Tuesday, October 10, 2006

SUCKS TO BE JENNIFER ANNISTON

Vince Vaughn moves on faster than Anna Nicole Smith. The Sun reports:

JENNIFER Aniston’s ex Vince Vaughn has been caught in a clinch with a blonde — just a week after he dumped the Friends beauty.

The comedy actor got up close with the mystery girl after arriving for a London showbiz bash in a stained sweatshirt and with the fly of his jeans undone.
As Chandler would say, “could you BE any more humiliated?” Seems to me that when guys leave Jennifer Anniston, they want to get her stink off them ASAP. And that’s pretty bad when the guy that just left you looks just like the strung out guy with the shopping cart full of empties in front of the Salvation Army.

4 Comments:

Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I heard that's what happens when you date Jennifer Aniston. She refuses to give head so for however many months/ weeks you decide to hold out it eventually explodes all over your sweatshirt like hair trigger. And then someone takes your picture. And she gets a check from Oprah. It's the circle of life.

11:59 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

That post was missing many grammatical components. Sorry, but I was distracted by the thought of Vince Vaughn's dirty, jizz-stained sweatshirt and how good it must smell.

12:02 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

"Beauty?" Did I miss something?

Jen looks like a slightly less jewish version of Sarah Jessica Parker.

12:28 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

LOL..her pussy must smell like asshole!!!

3:11 PM  

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