THIS FUNERAL BROUGHT TO YOU BY TRIMSPA

They finally buried Daniel Smith yesterday. It’s about time. TMZ reports:

A gold hearse brought Daniel's body to the cemetery attended by 20 people, including the CEO of TrimSpa, a diet pill company that employs Anna as its spokesperson. The ceremony featured an open casket. According to one source Daniel was buried in jeans, a t-shirt and a baseball hat with another hat - bearing the iconic Nike swoosh - by his side. A source from WENN news service, who had seen a picture of the body in the open casket, said the body appeared quite bloated.

At least six police officers guarded the main entrance to the cemetery, barring everyone except for invited guests. According to witnesses, the loud wails and cries of Anna could be heard across the street from the burial site.

Of fucking-course you could hear her across the street. That’s how she can make it be all about her while feigning remorse for her son. I will not be surprised if some “personal” photos get leaked to a celeb-rag for some major cash. You know, “EXCLUSIVE..Inside Danny’s funeral”.

What I AM surprised at though..is no mention of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Curious.