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Friday, October 20, 2006

THIS FUNERAL BROUGHT TO YOU BY TRIMSPA


They finally buried Daniel Smith yesterday. It’s about time. TMZ reports:

A gold hearse brought Daniel's body to the cemetery attended by 20 people, including the CEO of TrimSpa, a diet pill company that employs Anna as its spokesperson. The ceremony featured an open casket. According to one source Daniel was buried in jeans, a t-shirt and a baseball hat with another hat - bearing the iconic Nike swoosh - by his side. A source from WENN news service, who had seen a picture of the body in the open casket, said the body appeared quite bloated.

At least six police officers guarded the main entrance to the cemetery, barring everyone except for invited guests. According to witnesses, the loud wails and cries of Anna could be heard across the street from the burial site.
Of fucking-course you could hear her across the street. That’s how she can make it be all about her while feigning remorse for her son. I will not be surprised if some “personal” photos get leaked to a celeb-rag for some major cash. You know, “EXCLUSIVE..Inside Danny’s funeral”.

What I AM surprised at though..is no mention of Kentucky Fried Chicken. Curious.

12 Comments:

Anonymous Walrus Gumboot said...

You know who else had a Nike® swoosh™, those Heavens Gate people that's who. Only they had theirs on their sneakers, which were on their feet.
Coincidence, I think not!

7:01 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

What about a pack of newports? They have an upside down swoosh......

9:29 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

Only black people smoke newports, Stallion.

9:54 AM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Pinky;

Black people are a mythical creation dreamed up by Republicans to scare their children into voting for people from Texas. They don't really exist. And if they did, they would all be in prison.....oh. Right.

11:35 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

When I die I want all my friends (you guys) to roll me up in a White Owl and let be burn slow while we let the breeze blow sitting on a six fo' and get brain from a tight ho. That is my last will and testament - fuck a lawyer, that's my word. God I love Newports.

2:03 PM  
Anonymous Zanna said...

Okay, Osh..if that's what you want. I'm cutting and pasting your last request into something legal right now.

4:08 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

further affiant sayeth not!!!

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