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Sunday, October 29, 2006

TOM CRUISE DESTROYS LIMOUSINE?


Hollywood star TOM CRUISE has laughed off rumours he became so angry during a phone conversation while riding in a limousine, he destroyed a car seat. A driver from New York limousine service Partners Executive Cars has been telling passengers an anecdote about his alleged famous client Cruise.

A recent passenger tells the New York Daily News, "He told us he was driving Tom Cruise recently and he was talking animatedly on his cell phone."When the discussion became heated, he punched the seat with a pen he was holding and put a hole in it." The driver claims he argued with Cruise about the seat damage and the actor offered to pay for the repairs.However, Cruise’s spokesman insists the tale is not true, saying, "I’ve never even heard of that car company."

Well, I dunno if a poke in a seat is "destroyed"...but still...

Go ahead and laugh it off, Tommy, boy. You know how I know it’s true? Because if someone was going to make up a story about Tom Cruise wrecking a limo, it wouldn’t just be poking a pen in the seat.

My limo? My rendition? He’d be jumping up and down on in the backseat like it was Oprah’s couch and using an L. Ron Hubbard book to keep tempo to Bob Seger’s Old time Rock ‘N Roll. If you are going to lie..LIE BIG. That’s what Anna Nicole does.

9 Comments:

Blogger Fusion said...

Why don't u simply leave the guy alone............oprah-winfrey was definetely stupid[definetly on part of tom]but why curse him for anything and everything
he is a human and human commit big blunders[even celebrities].
anyway he is an excellent actor,so don't keep on critising himas if he is your born-enemy
contact:fusion47xxx@yahoo.co.in

7:29 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

fusion:

Here's a mental image of me taking a shit on your face......

.... and now I'm rubbing it in with a chicken carcass......

.... and now I'm forcing you to eat the chicken.

10:16 AM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

Osh, funny you should mention feces! When I read this story, the very first thing that popped into my head was Tom losing all control of his bowels, and then flinging the sludge haphazardly about the limo. And then the ghost of Ronald Reagan appeared, vomiting maggots into the ashtrays while doing the "Safety Dance".

Or maybe I just drank to much of the Punch over the weekend.

11:30 AM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Fusion--Actually Tom is NOT human, he is an alien in Xenu's Galactic Confederacy...duh.

12:43 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Oh yeah and, TCLTC.

1:07 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Tom? Is that you? Posting as Fusion. Good one! Nice Con Fusion. Confusion. Gay. TCLTC!

P.S. TCLTC is a Terrible actor. I have always hated him acting.

2:41 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

In Italian fusion means stupid.......

2:54 PM  
Anonymous Limousine said...

Hollywood stars are like limo cars. they shine a lot but they disappear
to soon.

11:10 AM  
Anonymous Toronto Limo Service said...

Well, at least he is willing to pay for the damage to end the story. But seeing celebrities riding in a Limo will never end. The elegance of a Limousine service makes the day special and unique. It sure is fun and exciting to ride one on a special event. Good to know that anybody can have a Limousine rental service which is now just a click away for inquiries and quotation.

12:47 AM  

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