AND THE NEXT STUNT IS......

Now that the whole orphan adoption thing is wearing off and she’s lost interest in it, Madonna has decided to hook up with the geriatric members of Abba to launch some stupid bullshit no one will care about. According to the Sun:

MADONNA is working with ABBA legends AGNETHA FALTSKOG and FRIDA LYNGSTAD on tracks for her new album.

Abba fan Madge is deep in discussions with the pair about recording together on her follow-up to No1 album Confessions On A Dance Floor.

And even though Agnetha has lived like a virtual recluse and Frida hung up her high-heeled platform shoes years ago — they have agreed to go into the studio.

This will be a truly massive collaboration of the music monarchy — The Queen Of Pop and the original Dancing Queens joining forces.

Oh yea, you rock on, dancing queen. Maddona is making me feel like she's the annoying kid at a barbeque that keeps poking you and going, "look at me....look what I can do". Except this is Madonna and ABBA. You can liken this to the sort-of-pretty girl that hangs out with the fat chics so she’ll be the “pretty” one.