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Tuesday, November 07, 2006

ANNA NICOLE WORKS HARD FOR THE MONEY

The video birth of Anna Nicole’s daughter was sold to US TV. Her soul was promptly sold to the Devil moments later. PR-Inside reports:

The amazing birthing footage aired exclusively on US news shows ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT and THE INSIDER last night (06NOV06), and shows just how painful the experience was for Smith, who cried out "Oh God" throughout the labour.

She recalls, "I had an epidural but it did not kick in so I felt everything and it was freaky… I actually thought I was dying. It felt like God and Jesus were, like, ripping my insides out of my body and, like, the devil was, like, yanking my insides from my legs and they were playing tug of war." The footage also featured the new mum’s request for the caesarian incision to be made above her pelvic tattoo but as low as possible, so she could still "wear a bikini."
I’m so disgusted. They are taking each and every opportunity to make money off of this tragedy. That poor kid can’t even rest in peace. I wonder how much US will pay to be at Daniel’s exhumation. Take a look at the video on this page….that funeral was supposed to be closed off to the public but they’ve got some interesting up-close and in-person pictures of Anna and her “grief”.

I'm waiting for the day she decides to make a LifeGem (a certified, high-quality diamond created from the carbon of a loved one) out of Daniel and sell it on Ebay....you know, that way he can be with someone who values him.

4 Comments:

Blogger ApacheRose said...

Oh, geez, where to start...
1. Having a baby fucking hurts. If your epidural wasn't working, TELL someone, it probably means it was placed wrong (and, for that matter, how did they do the c-section if her epi wasn't working? Hmm?)
2. The doctors make the incision where they think it will be best; I've never known anyone to be able to request the placement, although with a "celebrity" I suppose anything's possible.
3. Howard K. Stern looks like a friggin monkey
4. He and ANS should die a horrible, horrible, painful death and give that baby girl a chance to be raised by wolves. She'd come out better.
5. LifeGem seems creepy as fucking hell.

11:17 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Sometimes I feel like God and Jesus are ripping apart my insides but that's usually when I'm having sex with a large black man.

11:34 AM  
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