Wednesday, November 01, 2006


A lot of blogs are saying, "ooo, Brad in boxers.." Not me. I’m so disappointed. I always thought Brad wore those boxer-briefs. I love those. And here he is on the cover of Vanity Fair looking like the old guy in the park I sometimes see. Only without the black sandals and shopping cart. And the paunch. And both of Brad's legs are the same length. TMZ reports:
A source close to Pitt tells TMZ that Brad shot the photos, taken by artist Robert Wilson, in September 2005, but didn't have any idea at the time -- or anytime since -- that they would be used for the cover of VF. Pitt had agreed to be in Wilson's avant-garde video art project last year, and signed a legal release at the time for the still and video images taken in the shoot. But until the Vanity Fair cover emerged this week, Pitt didn't know that he would be the magazine's coverboy.

Pitt's lawyers are said to be weighing their legal options. His rep gave the following statement to TMZ: "We are very disappointed that Vanity Fair has chosen to put an unauthorized cover on their magazine. It seriously makes me question their integrity and motives."A rep for Vanity Fair tells TMZ: "Brad Pitt posed for a Robert Wilson video portrait, and in the photo release (signed by Pitt), agreed to allow Wilson to use the portrait or any images from that sitting in connection with any publicity on Wilson's video project. Vanity Fair decided to do a story on Wilson's video portraits and obtained rights to the entire collection of photographs from those sittings, which included Pitt's."
I think Brad is just pissed because it’s an unflattering and third world child-free picture. And he’s very concerned with keeping up appearances, you know. He gave 15 minutes of his time the other day for a bullshit promotional photo shoot.

But if he’s just pissed because it’s a bad picture, I can relate. I remember how mortified I was the time Metrowest Daily News got a nice picture of me on trash day, in my robe, on the front porch trying to pry my Velcro carpel tunnel wrist support/protector thing off the cat.



Blogger Lady Jane said...

I see Paris, I see France, I see Braddie's underpants...

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Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I'm surprised to see his balls are clad in underwear and not tucked away neatly in Angelina's purse.

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Blogger spankcheeks said...

What about that picture of you double teaming those Irish firefighters? Now that was something to issue a statement about, you filthy whore. And I mean that with the utmost respect.

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Blogger spankcheeks said...

Lady Jane, I like your avatar.

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Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I'm so proud of you Tina Fey, I mean, Spankcheeks. At least you get to do something you love, unlike me. Oh, wait... I can always masturbate... I do love masturbating!

PS. You are really funny LOL ROTFLMAO ;)))

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