Tuesday, November 14, 2006


You don’t have to go home, but you can’t stay here. Nick Lachey has reportedly been denied by Club Minillo. PR-inside reports:
Nick, the ex-husband of Jessica Simpson, was reportedly crushed after the stunning MTV presenter rejected his offer of marriage proposal.

A source told New Weekly magazine: "Nick would marry Vanessa tomorrow. She is the one who wants to take things slower. She is in no rush to become Mrs Nick Lachey." Now Nick, 33, is worrying their relationship may be doomed to fail because she is becoming more famous than he is.

The source added: "It's the Jessica syndrome all over again. One of the reasons Nick and Vanessa's romance works is that he is the bigger star. Jessica's fame ruined their marriage and now Nick can't help but worry the same thing will happen to Vanessa." Nick's worries have increased since Vanessa landed a role in the next 'Fantastic Four' movie, alongside renowned ladies' man Chris Evans.

The source said: "Vanessa had a crush on Chris in the past and Nick knows it. Back then Chris was dating Jessica Biel, but now he's available and Nick is worried."
DENIED. Poor Nick. . There is nothing like standing in line in waiting in anticipation only to be denied at the door. I know, I know, these metaphors would be so much better if this story was about getting laid. But it’s not and it’s all I can muster at 6:49 am. But it does explains why he looked like this at their birthday party the other night. The guy at Ibbb called it when he saw it…SOMETHING was not quite right. But I’ll bet this gives Jessica a little hope. Any minute now they’ll both be at the same level of suck and maybe then the two of them can try it again for the first time.


Blogger Italian Stallion said...

What a fucking loser. He probably couldn't even get Pink to go out with him, and she's a dude..........

11:06 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

He's the type of guy who likes to "make love" all the time and never gets down & dirty and FUCKS!

12:55 PM  

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