FED-EX'S BARGAINING CHIP

K-Fed might have a bargaining chip in his bag of tricks. And by bag of tricks I mean the Wal*Mart bag with his underwear in it: According to Pink is the New Blog:

SUPERSTAR Britney Spears is facing a mega divorce payout because she did it again and again and again...on a HONEYMOON sex video. Dumped husband Kevin Federline has been touting the four-hour tape for sale and has already been offered £26 MILLION. A film company wants to make it available online to fans around the world. One close pal said: "This vid is dynamite and Kev knows it" ...

Like we want to see Britney putting cheese dust from a decimated bag of Cheetos on his wang and going, “look, y’all…it’s the biggest cheeto EVER”, and then taking out her gum and sticking it on the headboard for later. I don’t want to see it. Well, maybe if someone I knew had it. Or maybe if it was on youtube. But I definitely wouldn’t buy it.

By the way..did anyone see the skit they did of Britney they did on SNL over the weekend? I think they captured her “essence” Click here