IT IS NOW LEGAL TO USE FORCE ON ANNA NICOLE SMITH

Those are words that are music to my ears. The guy that let Anna Nicole “borrow” his house is now allowed to evict her by force. TMZ reports:

A court in the Bahamas has ordered Anna Nicole Smith to vacate the house she's living in -- STAT.

TMZ has obtained a default judgment issued yesterday against Smith (aka Vickie Lynn Marshall). G. Ben Thompson, the owner of the home in which Smith has been living, recently filed papers to evict her. Smith was required to respond to Thompson's filing by Monday, November 27, but failed to do so.Yesterday, the court entered a default judgment, which means Thompson can now force Smith out of the house.

Fuck the whole Britney thing. If I was a photographer I would be down in front of her house waiting to see how they “force” her out and her reaction to it. Since she’s a piece of shit and probably looks like one since she’s been living without electricity for three weeks, I imagine it will have to be the equivalent of an enema. Or a strategically placed bucket of KFC.