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Tuesday, November 21, 2006

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

It's that time of year again. Friday is historically the biggest shopping day of the season, and so, to make sure you are ready for it, we've got some helpful hints. I'll start of with a couple of personal gems.

Can't find a parking space? Try parking space hunting! Drive very slowly behind your prey walking to their car with their bags. Once you sense their nervousness, you've pretty much sealed the deal and even if they were just going to drop off the bags, they will now get in the car and drive away just to get away from you.

Another helpful hint? Let's say what your looking for is now longer on the shelf. But you see it in someone else's carriage. You can take it. It's not really theirs until they pay for it. Possession is not 9/10ths of the law until I see a receipt. I'm just saying.

Now those are some pretty sweet tips. But I've got more for you. Check it out..it's a website that tells you what is on sale the day after Thanksgiving and discussion forums that tell you about line rules, etc. But I have my own rule for that. I'm in line, I'm next. That's it.

http://www.blackfriday.info/

Also, if you get a gift card you don't like this season, you can trade it or cash it in at one of these sites; but read this article first:

http://www.giftcardbuyback.com/

http://www.swapagift.com/

And here is a link to the top 10 Worst toys for this 2006 Holiday Season: http://www.toysafety.org/worstToyList_index.html

Armed with these tips, you should have a sweet, altercation filled holiday season; and with any luck at all, it will culminate with a verbose, drunken tirade. The most wonderful time of the year, indeed.


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