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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

JENNIFER ANISTON IS COMING TO GRIPS WITH REALITY

Hot on the heels of being #1 on the "hot hair" list; Jennifer Aniston is considering becoming a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars” Life Style Extra reports:

The former 'Friends' actress is an avid fan of US p rogramme 'Dancing With The Stars' - which sees celebrities coupled with professional ballroom dancers and then compete against one-another in knock-out rounds - and is delighted bosses have invited her to participate.

A source told Britain's Daily Express newspaper: "She's seriously considering doing the show and thinks it would be a laugh."

I'm glad for her. Because admitting it is the first step to recovery. It's not easy admitting to yourself and to the world you are a has-been. When you are ready to step onto the dance floor with the likes of Jerry Springer, Joey Lawrence, Evander Holyfield, Tia Carrera and Tatum O'Neil, you know that for a moment, albeit a brief one; you can step out of the blackness of obscurity and feel the warmth of the spotlight on your face. Until your ass is voted off and your next gig is touting something...anything on Home Shopping Network. Reality sucks. And reality TV sucks harder.

3 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Reality shows ARE where washed up celebrities go for one last ditch effort of fame!

9:15 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I'd like to come to grips with her cans, as long as her head was covered with a paper bag or some such apparatus.

12:37 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I was thinking the same, Osh. Dem titties look good in dat dare picture..........

8:56 PM  

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