JUDE LAW'S PRE-EMPITVE STRIKE
Well, Jude law and Sienna Miller are broken up again. According to People, they’ve called it quits for good this time. And it sounds to me like he was laying the groundwork for the news because this story came out only a day before the break up was announced. From Female First:Jude Law hates vain women.Jude Law hates women because they constantly point and laugh at his penis or ask him, "are you in?" during sex. Or BOTH. Simultaneously. Clearly, this interview was a pre-emptive strike because he has a small penis. He wants us to believe, that Sienna Miller is an stupid, vain woman with violent tendencies and that this has nothing to do with his unit.
The 'Breaking and Entering' star - who is currently dating international style icon Sienna Miller, who is rarely seen in public with a hair out of place or without make-up on - has confessed his biggest turn-off is women who spend "too long" on their looks.
He has also revealed his biggest turn-on is "intelligence".
As for what he finds unattractive in men, the handsome actor told French magazine Liberation: "I don't like violence or aggressiveness."
But if your small penised-man cheated on you with the nanny, you’d have no recourse BUT to start spending a lot of time in front of the mirror; asking yourself "why", huffing glue and suppressing violent tendencies. Because nothing makes a woman violent like a man with a small penis. Except for a cheating man with a small penis. That's just the shit that makes you start wondering about the meaning of life..and if there is a God....and if you could use rechargeable batteries in your dildo even if it says not to on the side.
posted by Zanna at 6:17 AM PERMALINK
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Hey! Not all men are blessed with a small penis. How dare you make the bigger fella's jealous Jude!
Are you slow? You're aware that the average flaccid penis length is 3" - which he looks well over, and flaccid length/girth has no bearing on erect length/girth? Some men that are 7" flaccid merely just get hard and don't lengthen. Some men that are 2" flaccid are 8" erect. Also, the size of the flaccid male penis constantly changes according to temperature - he's outside. Who are you people?
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size doesn't matter it's the performance what matters and how he makes a woman feels good about herself. About the cheating part I can't blame him because his Nanny spend time with his kids and with him while his girlfriend worries about her looks more than him. If you bored with someone the cheating aquired but I know its no excuse for cheating. Still it happens just because the girlfriend doesn't pay attention.
What a stupid article.
This man must be prety dang desperate if hes showing his penis to the entire world
Eww who would want to look at HIS penis anyway am i right ewwwwwwwww
This is absolutely stupid. Who in the seven hells walks around and talks about people's willies?! The man must have a right if the girl is a doll that keep so much hairspray in her hair that not one strand is out of place (its just sick) and that he might have intended to break up when he was cheating on her. Who the hell knows! What idiot wrote this article? I'd like to congragulate them on being complete morons.
I dont care,,, i love jude law no matta wat!! and i think its an interesting aricle!!!
U can fk me anytime.
the guy who wrote this should be shot
it saddens me that men and women alike don't seem to understand how the male anatomy works. :(
i've only been with 2 men, and my current boyfriend is literally 2 inches flaccid and 7 inches when hard. ever hear the phrase "a grower, not a shower"? as a woman, i could care less what a flaccid penis looks like or what size it is, because they only time i'm finding any use for it is when it is erect.
Size TOTALLY matters. Sorry fellas...any women out there that says it doesn't is full of shit.
yeah, size matters...
but i'm 3 inches erect, nearly 2 inches flaccid, and no girlfriend of mine has complained about my big fella! so it looks like Jude has plenty to be going with.
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