SPANK CHEEKS

Monday, November 13, 2006

JUDE LAW'S PRE-EMPITVE STRIKE

Well, Jude law and Sienna Miller are broken up again. According to People, they’ve called it quits for good this time. And it sounds to me like he was laying the groundwork for the news because this story came out only a day before the break up was announced. From Female First:
Jude Law hates vain women.

The 'Breaking and Entering' star - who is currently dating international style icon Sienna Miller, who is rarely seen in public with a hair out of place or without make-up on - has confessed his biggest turn-off is women who spend "too long" on their looks.

He has also revealed his biggest turn-on is "intelligence".

As for what he finds unattractive in men, the handsome actor told French magazine Liberation: "I don't like violence or aggressiveness."
Jude Law hates women because they constantly point and laugh at his penis or ask him, "are you in?" during sex. Or BOTH. Simultaneously. Clearly, this interview was a pre-emptive strike because he has a small penis. He wants us to believe, that Sienna Miller is an stupid, vain woman with violent tendencies and that this has nothing to do with his unit.

But if your small penised-man cheated on you with the nanny, you’d have no recourse BUT to start spending a lot of time in front of the mirror; asking yourself "why", huffing glue and suppressing violent tendencies. Because nothing makes a woman violent like a man with a small penis. Except for a cheating man with a small penis. That's just the shit that makes you start wondering about the meaning of life..and if there is a God....and if you could use rechargeable batteries in your dildo even if it says not to on the side.

56 Comments:

Anonymous Dragulf said...

Hey! Not all men are blessed with a small penis. How dare you make the bigger fella's jealous Jude!

9:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Are you slow? You're aware that the average flaccid penis length is 3" - which he looks well over, and flaccid length/girth has no bearing on erect length/girth? Some men that are 7" flaccid merely just get hard and don't lengthen. Some men that are 2" flaccid are 8" erect. Also, the size of the flaccid male penis constantly changes according to temperature - he's outside. Who are you people?

12:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Watiti.com
Join me and my circle of friends at http://www.watiti.com, an online social networking community that connects people from all over the world.

Meet new people, share photos, create or attend events, post free classifieds, send free e-cards, listen music, read blogs, upload videos, be part of a club, chat rooms, forum and much more!

See you around! Bring all your friends too!

Watiti.com

8:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

man rich seeking single woman

9:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

single gay man

2:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

size doesn't matter it's the performance what matters and how he makes a woman feels good about herself. About the cheating part I can't blame him because his Nanny spend time with his kids and with him while his girlfriend worries about her looks more than him. If you bored with someone the cheating aquired but I know its no excuse for cheating. Still it happens just because the girlfriend doesn't pay attention.

10:59 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What a stupid article.

9:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This man must be prety dang desperate if hes showing his penis to the entire world

3:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Eww who would want to look at HIS penis anyway am i right ewwwwwwwww

3:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This is absolutely stupid. Who in the seven hells walks around and talks about people's willies?! The man must have a right if the girl is a doll that keep so much hairspray in her hair that not one strand is out of place (its just sick) and that he might have intended to break up when he was cheating on her. Who the hell knows! What idiot wrote this article? I'd like to congragulate them on being complete morons.

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I dont care,,, i love jude law no matta wat!! and i think its an interesting aricle!!!

10:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

U can fk me anytime.

10:25 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the guy who wrote this should be shot

11:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it saddens me that men and women alike don't seem to understand how the male anatomy works. :(
i've only been with 2 men, and my current boyfriend is literally 2 inches flaccid and 7 inches when hard. ever hear the phrase "a grower, not a shower"? as a woman, i could care less what a flaccid penis looks like or what size it is, because they only time i'm finding any use for it is when it is erect.

6:58 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Size TOTALLY matters. Sorry fellas...any women out there that says it doesn't is full of shit.

3:16 PM  
Blogger mikey said...

yeah, size matters...
but i'm 3 inches erect, nearly 2 inches flaccid, and no girlfriend of mine has complained about my big fella! so it looks like Jude has plenty to be going with.

1:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I want not acquiesce in on it. I assume nice post. Especially the appellation attracted me to read the sound story.

2:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good brief and this post helped me alot in my college assignement. Say thank you you seeking your information.

11:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

i'm thinking of running dating site purely for the disabled



---------------
dating singles

6:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thank u :) look at this emo boy style on this blog:
http://crazy-emo-boys.blogspot.com

7:24 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am reading this article second time today, you have to be more careful with content leakers. If I will fount it again I will send you a link

2:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jude law if you happen to have watched the talented Mr Ripley a clear shot of his male member in the tub part where matt damon is coming onto him well it was a very ugly sight I must say foreskin for days not for me

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just want to say what a great blog you got here!
I've been around for quite a lot of time, but finally decided to show my appreciation of your work!

Thumbs up, and keep it going!

Cheers
Christian, iwspo.net

2:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Reads my reviews about male enhancement pills befor your buy male enhancement products that really works and effective to increase your health and better your life. thank you. you can reads this reviews at http://www.male-sexual.com - vimax pills - penis enlargement

12:22 PM  
Anonymous penis size said...

More & more people know that blog are good for every one where we get lots of information any topics !!!

Increase Penis Size

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

ddaskohasv24, vimax new formula

12:08 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello there, I discovered your web site via Google at the same time as searching for a similar subject, your site
came up, it seems to be great. I've bookmarked it in my google bookmarks.
Hi there, simply was alert to your weblog through Google, and found that it's really informative.
I'm going to be careful for brussels. I'll appreciate in case you proceed
this in future. Many folks can be benefited out of your writing.
Cheers!

Also visit my website :: all natural male enhancement pills

10:48 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am regular visitor, how are you everybody?
This piece of writing posted at this web page is really fastidious.


Feel free to surf to my web page: natural muscle builder

7:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you would like to take a great deal from this piece of writing then you have to apply such methods to your won webpage.


Also visit my page :: http://altawhite.eklablog.com

9:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great information. Lucky me I found your website by accident (stumbleupon).
I've book marked it for later!

Also visit my weblog ... prolexis male enhancement

7:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

May I simply say what a comfort to discover someone that truly knows what they are talking about on the
web. You definitely realize how to bring a problem to
light and make it important. A lot more people should look at this and understand this side of your story.
I was surprised you are not more popular since you definitely possess the gift.



My page ... male enhancement

9:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Many of you thinks, nice internet business is definitely
simply an easy option to create funds if you have got the right knowledge of every qxbid part about it.


Feel free to visit my web site - how to make money online with online video marketing

3:36 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello, I do think your site could possibly be having web browser compatibility issues.
Whenever I look at your blog in Safari, it looks fine but when opening in
Internet Explorer, it has some overlapping issues. I simply wanted to give you a quick heads up!
Besides that, wonderful site!

Feel free to surf to my web site; eyelasticity eye cream

5:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's up Dear, are you genuinely visiting this website regularly, if so after that you will without doubt take pleasant know-how.

Feel free to surf to my webpage :: cheap male enhancement pills

10:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wonderful points altogether, you just gained a new reader.
What could you recommend about your put up that you simply made some
days in the past? Any sure?

Look at my web blog total curve

2:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

this really figured for me,,,REALLY

Feel free to visit my site - online dating books women

3:34 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Spot on with this write-up, I actually believe that this site needs
much more attention. I'll probably be returning to see more, thanks for the info!

Also visit my homepage ... herbalcurenow.com

3:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hmm is anyone else encountering problems with the pictures on this blog loading?
I'm trying to determine if its a problem on my end or if it's
the blog. Any responses would be greatly appreciated.

my blog post: revitol stretch Mark cream Reviews

9:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello! I'm at work browsing your blog from my new apple iphone! Just wanted to say I love reading through your blog and look forward to all your posts! Keep up the great work!

my blog - buy hgh enrgizer

1:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Stunning story there. What happened after? Take care!

Feel free to visit my page buy virility ex

12:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Howdy! This is my 1st comment here so I just wanted to give
a quick shout out and say I genuinely enjoy
reading through your blog posts. Can you recommend any other blogs/websites/forums that
cover the same subjects? Thank you so much!

My site :: venapro.herbalcurenow.com

5:30 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to thank you for the efforts you have put in writing this site.
I really hope to check out the same high-grade content from you in the
future as well. In truth, your creative writing abilities has inspired me to get
my own site now ;)

Visit my homepage ... breast actives

12:50 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi there I am so glad I found your blog, I really found
you by accident, while I was researching on Aol for something else, Nonetheless
I am here now and would just like to say thanks a lot
for a tremendous post and a all round entertaining blog (I also
love the theme/design), I don’t have time to browse it
all at the moment but I have bookmarked it and also included your RSS
feeds, so when I have time I will be back to read more,
Please do keep up the great work.

Also visit my weblog ... hoodia diets

11:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm extremely pleased to discover this article. I want to thank you for creating this awesome article!! we surely liked every role of it and we have your website stored to my personal favs so I can have a look at out brand new quality.

Visit my weblog - online based business

10:49 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Great delivery. Great arguments. Keep up the good spirit.


my web site; http://www.sbwire.com/press-releases/alteril-review-sleeping-system-effective-natural-sleep-inducers-latest-information-200298.htm

8:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If some one wants to be updated with most recent technologies therefore he must be
visit this website and be up to date every day.


Stop by my blog post - virility ex

6:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awesome article.

My site ... http://genf20plustruth.net

1:15 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I am not sure where you're getting your info, but good topic. I needs to spend some time learning much more or understanding more. Thanks for excellent info I was looking for this information for my mission.

Have a look at my web blog ... prevent hair regrowth after waxing

8:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you want to grow your knowledge just keep visiting this web page and be updated with the most up-to-date gossip
posted here.

My site :: creatine muscle builder

9:20 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey! Thіѕ is my first comment here ѕο I just
wanted to givе a quіck shout out аnd tell you I really enjoy
геading through your рosts. Сan you suggеst any other blogs/websites/forumѕ
that deal with the sаme topicѕ? Thank you!


My web blog; absorbed hair

11:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello! Ѕοmeone іn my Μyspaсe grоup shared this websitе
with us ѕо I came to take a look. I'm definitely loving the information. I'm
book-mаrkіng and ωill be tωeеting this to my
folloωеrs! Great blog аnd wonderful style and design.


My webρage: dish network channel list

2:19 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Fastidious response in return of this issue with firm arguments and describing the whole thing on the topic of that.



Review my blog post body composition

10:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi! thank you a lot for this convenient videos. By the method, I notice lots of individuals maintain on talking about matchmaking
course also known as Sozofintao Dating handbook (search on google), but
I'm not sure if it is definitely good. Need you tried Sozofintao Dating Manual? I've
heard many awesome issues about it and my personal cooworker finally get laid by hot females using it, but he/she refuses to tell me: (

Have a look at my homepage: online dating apps for android

6:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello, after reading this remarkable article i
am also delighted to share my knowledge here with colleagues.


Feel free to visit my webpage - rosacea serum

5:57 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi! Do you know if they make any plugins to help with SEO?
I'm trying to get my blog to rank for some targeted keywords but I'm not seeing
very good gains. If you know of any please share.

Kudos!

Feel free to surf to my webpage :: buy virility ex (www.darleenclick.com)

9:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for ones maгѵelous pоsting!
I truly enјoyеd reаԁing it, yοu're a great author.I will always bookmark your blog and may come back someday. I want to encourage you to ultimately continue your great writing, have a nice day!

Take a look at my page - empower network

9:15 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home