Wednesday, November 29, 2006


Madonna wants to get away from it all. And is letting you know precisely where she’ll be while doing it. Starpulse reports:

Superstar MADONNA is reportedly taking her adopted son DAVID to a tropical island for his first Christmas with his new family.Madonna and husband GUY RITCHIE initially planned to bring the whole family to the Maldives, but changed their mind when a hotel reportedly demanded $450,000 (£250,000) for them to have the whole place to themselves for one week.A source close to Madonna tells British newspaper The People, "Madonna has been so happy since adopting David. She decided to make Christmas really special this year as it is his first with his new family."She and Guy decided to go somewhere idyllic where they could get away from it all. When it went wrong she was devastated." The couple are now said to be seeking out an alternative destination, possibly in the Cayman Islands or the Seychelles.
“She’s been so happy since adopting David” Nothing like making you “old kids” feel like they didn’t cut it. Let’s “get away from it all” by letting everyone know what our plans are so they can take pictures of the happy family frolicking in the sand. No doubt she’ll be in a bikini or her leotard and shoving her gap-toothed smile into the camera, all the while holding the baby up over her head in an idealistic mothering stance. Meanwhile the “other two” will be scenery in the background, smiling with a maudlin faithfulness.

So there you have it paparazzi. Before you lays prone her plans for the next round of family exploitation. Just in time for you to get your cameras packed and be accused of intruding on her privacy. Fab-u-fucking-lous.


Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Never let it be said that Madonna isn't a publicity hound!


2:45 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

Why would they go to an island? This poor niglet has never seen a Christmas with snow.....WTF

P.S. Santa don't visit islands..........

6:26 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Oh sweet Jesus...niglet....LOL

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now her real children can wish they were born black so their mother could love them as much as the one she bought.

11:52 AM  

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