SPANK CHEEKS

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

MY WORLD IS COLLAPSING

Why is it I expect Paris Hilton to start singing, "A spoon full of sugar makes the medicine go down"? I'm confused by how lately, she is appearing to have her shit together. I know it's like comparing apples to kiwi-fruit..but it's still fruit. That's why I'm struggling with this.

Here is the Queen of Twatilidge keeping Britney's legs closed. And this is Britney's second, "flashing". So she knows about the media and the attention it got. And what disturbs me about this is she isn't doing a damn thing to make herself look better. Her hair is a mess, her face is a close second, and beside her is fucking Paris Poppins with the headband and the poofy blouse. I'm waiting for an English accent to come out of her saying, "Dahhling, you simply must start behaving more like a lady."

I'm so confused by the sight of all of this. My brain actually hurts. But, I DO think that Paris is using all of this to bolster her own image..which makes me somehow be able to balance the imbalance in my head. Okay, that's not true. I really have pills for that.

8 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Paris is teaching Britney the ways of the city!

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

the more important question is...how does paris know she doesn't have panties on?

11:55 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I'm fairly certain Paris is actually lifting Britney's skirt, as if to say, "you wanna make a comeback? Well? Do ya?"

12:39 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

They're both whores, I'm sure they gave tons of those shots that night. That was just getting out of the car, imagine what it was like in the parking lot...........

8:59 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Or behind the dumpster... or inside the actual buiding they drove to in that Ford Bronco.

9:47 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello
[url=http://www.shrunkurl.com?id=13253#soma]buy soma[/url]
[url=http://urlbounce.com/go/fO5lU#carisoprodol]buy carisoprodol[/url]
[url=http://rubyurl.com/E38#ultram]buy ultram[/url]

12:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello

-____________________________
Cialis
[url=http://www.spbgu.ru/blog26877#1]Cialis[/url]
-____________________________
buy Cialis
[url=http://www.spbgu.ru/blog26877#2]buy Cialis[/url]
-----------------------
[url=http://www.spbgu.ru/blog26877#3]Cialis online[/url]
Cialis online
-----------------------
[url=http://www.spbgu.ru/blog26877#4]generic Cialis[/url]
generic Cialis

4:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra

Generic Viagra Online Pharmacy - Buy Viagra and Cheap Viagra Order Without Prescription

Generic Viagra Online Pharmacy. Buy Viagra Online and Order Cheap Viagra Prescription with Satisfaction Guarantee. Buy Cheap Generic Viagra,Cialis,Levitra Order Without Prescription.
Buy Viagra


buy Viagra


buy Viagra

2:59 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home