Wednesday, November 08, 2006


Where a woman is scorned, Hell’s fury can’t be far behind. This is right up there with Whitney and Bobby, baby! It is all over but the crying for K-Fed. TMZ reports:

TMZ obtained the legal papers, filed today in Los Angeles County Superior Court, citing "irreconcilable differences." In her petition, Spears asks for both legal and physical custody of the couple's two children, one-year old Sean Preston and two-month old Jayden James, with Federline getting reasonable visitation rights.

As for money, sources tell TMZ the couple, who married in Oct. 2004, has an iron-clad prenup. Not surprisingly, Spears is waiving her right to spousal support. She's also asking the judge to make each party pay their own attorney's fees.

Spears gives the date of separation as yesterday, the same day she flaunted her incredible revamped physique during a surprise appearance on David Letterman's show. Sources tell TMZ there was no single reason for Britney pulling the plug, rather, it was "a string of events."

And it only gets better. Details of the pre-nup go something like this...(ready boys? hit it!):

  • K-Fed won’t touch a penny of Britney’s money. All the millions belonging to Britney will stay that way.
  • The mansion will be divided 50/50.
  • Any gift given worth over $10,000 will go back to the original purchaser. This includes a custom-built motorcycle Brit gave K-Fed for Christmas 2 years ago.
  • She will still support him for a little while longer. Brit will pay Kevin $30,000 a month for the period of time that is half the length of their marriage. Meaning he’ll be well sneakered until at least a year from now.
  • Spears won’t pay child support. Federline is still responsible for supporting his other two children with previous baby momma Shar Jackson.
You think we’re enjoying this? Somewhere…Shar Jackson is laughing her fucking ass off.


Anonymous Dragulf said...

I laughed my ass off when I saw BS on David Letetrman. I knew it was the end for her and K_Dud.

P.S. It's AmaZing what Liposuction can do.

8:50 PM  
Anonymous bionic bunny! said...

i absolutely love this! i could give a rat's ass about him (or her, for that matter), but i am so sick of his ugly mug.
hmmm. custody should be interesting.

8:56 PM  
Blogger Flashy_Shades said...

haha, well sneakerered.

do you think brit brit was wearing a wig on letterman?

9:23 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I dunno. I thought it looked fine and kind of fly-away so I thought it was her own. Now it's primed for brand new extensions...

9:42 PM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

Woooohoooo! It's time ta open that bottle of Boone's I've been savin' for a special occasion. Ain't nuthin' more deservin' than this.

(Hey, YOU try to type in "hick"... doing the best I can here.)

God, I'm so fucking glad she's finally realized what a loser he is. My respect for her has tripled...though since I didn't have any to begin with, I suppose that's not terribly impressive.

10:54 PM  
Anonymous The Chairman said...

Amazing what a failed album and a new body can do to a couple, eh?

3:24 AM  

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