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Wednesday, November 08, 2006

POPOZAO! PART II: BLINDSIDED


In a follow-up to POPOZAO! K-FED IS ALL DONE:

Britney might not be as stupid as she looks after all. Only a day before she dumped his sorry ass, he was touting how great his homelife was. Canada.com reports:
The day before being dumped by Britney Spears, Kevin Federline spoke of his superstar wife's support for his fledgling music career and his love for his family.

During a stop to promote his hip-hop album in Toronto, K-Fed said Spears was one of his champions amid an onslaught of negative reviews. "She's been with me the whole time," Federline said at MuchMusic on Monday.

"She's probably my No. 1 fan, you know what I'm saying?"

"We work together as a team and that's what we do," he added later.
Yea, we know what you're saying but did you know what she was thinking? Ha ha. Psyche!

But because he was blindsided, and there is an iron-clad pre-nup, it seems his only real option is to go for custody..which he won’t get because he’s a douche (how do you like that legalese?). TMZ reports:

Spears has asked for sole custody of the couple's two small children. TMZ is told Federline is thinking of challenging that, even though Spears has functioned as the primary, if not sole parent, as Federline tours the country hawking his CD.Federline almost certainly cannot challenge the prenup.

Sources say hotshot divorce lawyer Laura Wasser drafted an air-tight prenuptial agreement before the couple married. So Federline's only chance of cashing in is by mounting an ugly custody fight, trying to force a more lucrative settlement. But friends of Spears say Britney will fight a holy war to prevent Federline from getting custody and, given his track record -- or lack of it -- with the kids, it would appear Spears has the clear advantage.

I have two words for Kevin Federline. Organ grinder and monkey.

Wait. That’s three words. *sigh* If anyone is looking for me, I'll be over here..alone in my humor.
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Update: Celebitchy has a great video of K-Fed getting the text message that it's over...click here.

9 Comments:

Anonymous Dragulf said...

Yeah, K-dud has to spank the monkey all alone now.

As for his saying they were getting along, I call BS! They were argueing for a long long time.

8:34 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Dra, check out the video where he gets the text message.

8:41 AM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

I can't even adequately express in words how I'm feeling right now. You'll just have to picture me laughing maniacally...

Admitting ON TAPE that she's supported his ass might be a huge boost for her when it's time to go to court. Also, his talk about finding it difficult to see his kids with any regularity could be important, I'd think.

9:55 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

In that video you can tell he is lying by the way he looks down at the floor when he makes a statement. He is Lohan's twin liar it seems.

11:52 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

It must suck to know the entire world is laughing at you. I guess he can always buddy up with Kato Kaitlin, John Bobbit, and Sammy Hagar. Hey, all those guys should form a band! They could call themselves "The Unintentional Human Joke"!

12:01 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Wait...why are we laughing at Sammy? Dude's got a tequila farm, Osh..those are the people we have to laugh at BEHINDtheir backs..

12:48 PM  
Anonymous bionic bunny! said...

A TEQUILA FARM??
never before have such beautiful words been spoken!

just let me grab my rake and shot glass...

2:38 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I guess I will have to stick with John Bobbit. If can't laugh in the face of a man that has a prosthetic penis then this isn't a world I want to live in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5:31 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

Z I think you made a mistake, you accidentally put TWO K-Fag pics up....oh...what's that? One is of a moneky? Well...which is which?! you know you really should label them so we can tell the difference.....

9:47 PM  

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