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Sunday, November 05, 2006

THE PUBLICITY TOUR CONTINUES


As soon as the spotlight is off her, she turns it back on herself. Take your baby, go home and shut up for fuck’s sake. Dlisted reports:

In an interview with Time Magazine, Madge sounds like she’s talking trash on Angelina Jolie. Since Madge has adopted a baby from Africa, the media has compared her to Angie. She insists the two are nothing alike and her decision to adopt an African orphan had nothing to do with the big-lipped one. She said, “Look, I could have joined the U.N. and become an ambassador and visited various countries and just kind of showed up and smiled and looked concerned. But that’s not getting to the root of the problem – and by the way, neither is building orphan care centers and giving people food and medicine.

I’m not interested in going in there like a dilettante and being an idiot and going ‘Ok, I’m going to build 10 orphanages and I’ll see you guys later!’”
Why won't they let us interview her? So we can ask: why haven't you become a UN ambassador? Why haven’t you done SOMETHING? Where have you been? Why here..why now? Too busy doing fake crucifixions on stage and bopping around in your stupid leotard looking like a low-end version of Jane Fonda back in the 80’s? "Strinking a pose" not cutting it anymore?

All I’ve seen Madonna do so far is promise shit that has yet to come to fruition, and walk around and tying red strings on villagers in Africa. I do that at the rec center on talent show night so I know who paid to get in and who didn’t. BFD.

1 Comments:

Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Madonna makes the penis of humanity soft and flaccid.

4:43 PM  

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