THE SCARLETT LETTER
I've gotten the privilege to write about some great stories in my time but nothing tops this. Ladies and gentlemen, there is an alleged Scarlett Johansson blowjob audio + partial videotape out there. I never thought I'd see the day. The people from this website have a copy of it and are looking to sell it. Here's some of the info:Oh, that lucky bastard! Twelve minutes and 47 seconds, people. All I know is this had BETTER be true . That tape lasts longer than my boyf…..never mind.
It all started when I was walking near the sound tent and my buddy waived me over, smiling and chuckling to himself. He handed me a pair of headphones and informed me that (the actresses) mic was still on … she gets into a vehicle and shares some sweet talk with a guy. I thought she had a boyfriend, but I don’t recognize this guy’s voice … There is some rustling, then the vehicle door opens … She reclines the seat and gets back in. Skip ahead, here is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth … THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words “Yeah, cum”.
posted by Zanna at 8:06 AM PERMALINK
4 Comments:
This sounds nothing like the Michael Douglas/ Catherine Zeta Jones sex audio tape, in which one can hear rustling, followed by a bottle of pills crashing to the floor, the sound of velcro unfastening, and capped off by the words "my back!" Hawt.
Osh, you just had me laughing out loud so hard that the shipping guy thought i was laughing at him!
You can use me as an excuse to laugh at the shipping guy. My excuse for laughing at the Fed Ex man is that he has a small penis, but I'm not supposed to know that so I just tell people I'm laughing because I'm crazy. It all works out for everybody, except the Fed Ex guy of course.
I know who not to go out with now. I don't want her laughing at me.
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