SPANK CHEEKS THANKSGIVING POLL RESULTS

Over 200 of you voted and it looks like the majority of our Spank Cheeks readers would have like to have woken up on Friday to read this headline:

KEVIN FEDERLINE CHOKES ON TURKEY; NO ONE AT DENNY'S KNEW CPR

Yea, I know this would be a good opportunity for a "choking his chicken" joke but I'm dying with the flu right now and DayQuil is preventing that part of my brain from working. Anyway the stats break down this way:

37.1% K-Fed

16.1 Heather Mills

16.1% Madonna

11.3% Anna Nicole Smith

9.7 Lindsay Lohan

6.5 Michael Jackson

3.2 Screech

We have a new poll up today. So get your Nostradamus on and give us your prediction. I'll let it run until New Year's and on new year's day, and depending on the resultss of the poll, we'll put a "countdown timer" on the site and see how close we come.

AND you wiseasses, just let me tell you that as of tonight, it's a resounding 40% saying they live in fairy tale land with rainbows and unicorns and they'll live happily ever after.