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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

SPANK IT YOURSELF 11.28.06

Tom Cruise is to release a record with new wife Katie Holmes. A remake of “You lost that loving Feeling.” Who wouldn’t if your man wore a fucking girdle (ibbb)

PETA names Nicole Richie worst dressed (celebrity terrorist)

Jerry, Elaine and George are going to be fucking pissed (e-online)

The guy Cosmo Kramer is based on is named Kenny Kramer and he has his own website. (kennykramer)

Hilary Duff is less horse-like now (the evil beet)

Kirsten Dunst has ugly photoshoot sex with photographer Matthew Rolston (the bastardly)

A part of the MTV series we didn’t see. Jessica Simpson has a soon to be released sex tape (yeeah!)

4 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

All Jeese Jackson is trying to do is stir up trouble for the Seinfeld crew. They had nothing to do with it.

Even all 'dolled' up, Kirsten Dunst can't look pretty!

9:29 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Yea, but he shouldn't..I saw the video and he hugged "kramer" after the interview. I thought that meant he decided all blacks were okay with it. I'm confused.

11:25 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Jesse Jackson is an instigator! Plain & Simple.

2:25 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

If Jesse Jackson gets to represent all black people, may I speak on behalf of all white people when I say, "who gives a shit"?

9:43 AM  

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