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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

TOMMY LEE'S PENIS HAUNTS KID ROCK

Kid Rock had a meltdown in front of everyone at a special screening of Borat a few weeks ago. Page Six reports:

"Ron Meyer held a screening of 'Borat' at his house for a bunch of people, including Pam and Bob," says an Anderson pal. "It was the first time Bob had seen the movie, and, well, he didn't like it."

The hugely popular film shows Sasha Baron Cohen - in character as Borat Sagdiyev - falling in love with Anderson after seeing her in a "Baywatch" rerun, then driving across America in order to propose marriage to her.

Her friend tells Page Six, "Bob started screaming at Pam, saying she had humiliated herself and telling her, 'You're nothing but a whore! You're a slut! How could you do that movie?' - in front of everyone. It was very embarrassing.
First, she was a whore BEFORE that movie so don't blame it on Borat. Secondly, let's face it, I don't care who you are. Any guy that hooks up with Pam Anderson at this point, is going to feel inadequate. Only for the fact that the whole world knows that Tommy Lee is packing a monster trouser snake and that is going to have a domino effect on anyhing and everything that happens in that relationship.

Well, that and after all that "Tommy" I bet having sex with her is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

25 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I'll bet having sex with you is like so much cappuccino...

... I don't know what that means either! I heard Joey Gladstone say it to someone on that "Full House" show one time!!

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Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I bet it's hard to keep a marriage afloat when you have a circus tent for a vagina.

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Blogger Italian Stallion said...

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Blogger Zanna said...

Oh what..you didn't like the "hot dog down a hallway" reference?

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Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

How about throwing a toothpick in a volcano, or parking you bicycle in an airplane hangar? After we do that it's time for a rousing game of "Cakes and Pies".

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Kid Bob is a twit. He was already insecure...
That's why he always has to wear a hat: to hide the bald spot.

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