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Thursday, November 09, 2006

YOU DECIDE: SCIENTOLOGY OR EMOTIONAL EATER?

Judging by the meal Tom Cruise ate the other night, and how fellow Scientologists, John Travolta and Kirstie Alley have previously beefed up, you have to ask yourself if the mandated diet of the Scientology persuation is high in calories and saturated fats. MSNBC reports:

The “Top Gun” star reportedly shelled out $10,000 for a dinner with fiancée Katie Holmes. Cruise took the mother of his daughter to Mastro’s Steakhouse in Beverly Hills, according to In Touch Weekly, and to ensure their privacy, he paid 10 grand for a private dining room usually booked by groups of 15 or more.

The couple are “suffering from pre-wedding jitters” reports the mag, but the nerves are affecting them differently.

Holmes is said to have barely touched her grilled sea bass, but Cruise chowed down on a whopping porterhouse steak, a Caesar salad and three side dishes: wasabi mashed potatoes, French fries and onion rings — and he topped it all off with a dessert of cheesecake and chocolate-covered strawberries. The pair were celebrating not only their impending wedding, but also Cruise’s new gig at United Artists.
Oh yes, the ever clichéd pre-wedding jitters. What I see here is the proverbial "last meal". Tom Cruise is eating like a man on death row who is going to be executed tomorrow, is he not? As I channel my inner Dr. Phil, I can clearly see that Tom Cruise is what we call, an "emotional eater". Emotional eating is triggered by feelings of anger, frustration, fear, stress, loneliness, conflict, depression or disappointment.

Or in Tom's case, supressing his desires and extreme love for male genitalia. TCLTC!

5 Comments:

Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

fat people suck.

12:04 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Scientologists Suck!

12:24 PM  
Anonymous TrannyGranny said...

10 grand? Fuck, I can't afford 10 grand for all my groceries over the course of 2 years. I hope Shamu or whatever false god this douche worships witholds male sex from Tom forever.

12:36 PM  
Blogger Anastasia Beaverhausen said...

I think he looks good that way. The extra chin detracts from his FUCKING GIANORMOUS NOSE!

1:22 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

That's not his nose, it's his dick.....Get it, because he's such a dickhead........

4:55 PM  

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