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Thursday, December 21, 2006

ANGELINA JOLIE HAS SELECTIVE MEMORY

Angelina Jolie says the worst thing you can do is seduce someone else’s husband.

The actress - who first met partner Brad Pitt on the set of 'Mr. and Mrs. Smith' when he was married to Jennifer Aniston - says she hated her character in her latest movie, 'The Good Shepherd', because she seduces a married man, played by Matt Damon.

Angelina - who now has a baby with Brad, Shiloh - is quoted by Britain's Grazia magazine: "She does one of the worst things a woman could do. One scene I actually had trouble shooting because I'm so against that behaviour.

"She seduces him, and entraps him into having a child. There's not much worse than that, is there? But they're both at fault. They both had sex that night." Just last week, Angelina vehemently denied she and Brad had embarked on a relationship while he was still with Jennifer and insisted they remained "just good friends" until he split from the former 'Friends' star.
This reminds me of the time when I was 10 and I told Kevin Sheilds next door that if I caught him beating up my sister again, it would be the last thing he’d ever do. I promptly took his Magic 8 ball, smashed it on a rock and decapitated his GI Joe doll and sent him home crying. Then, I beat up my own sister in my backyard for letting him get the better of her. See how that works? It’s not okay when someone else does it. But it’s okay when I do it. I invented that move way before Angelina tried it. I’m a trailblazer, baby.

30 Comments:

Blogger spankcheeks said...

That was fuckin outstanding, Zanna! LOL

8:49 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

The sad thing is, Abby...that's a true story.....good times, baby..good times...

8:58 AM  
Blogger p0nk said...

That's what older siblings are for Z. You were just doing your duty. that said, Angelina could still seduce me.

11:11 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

She could seduce me too. And I'm not even married.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

She could seduce me too. And I'm not even married.

11:42 AM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

R O F L M A O!!!

That was very funny Zanna, but I suspect I beat you to it myself as I think I am older than you.

I was raised with the belief that hypocrisy was some sort of game where the object is not to get caught while catching the other guy and calling him on it every time you could. I am pretty damn good at that game and can even fool myself on occasion.

But I can see you are not someone to be trifled with as decapitating a GI Joe is no small feat and would, of itself, have scared the shit out of me as a kid.

12:23 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Perhaps then YOU are the trailblazer...you are 40 as well. I think this will come down to what month we were born in. I was october 66.

1:15 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

August '62. got you both beat.

1:24 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

i thought you were just a kid, p0nk...so, you then are the trailblazer for "it's not okay if you do it, but it's okay if I do it"

1:34 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

I am August '66 so I got you but P0nk has us both beaten.

Congratulations to P0nk the trailblazer!

2:33 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

So, like, when you get old, do your genitals get all wrinkled? I was just wondering because my tits are high and firm and the whole world lays before me on a platter with endless possibilities and the illusion of being invincible...

2:56 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

osh.........jeeeeezuz girl, i feel your pain. seriously. i can't speak for everyone, but for me, midlife crisis was a very real awakening of my mortality especially after having spent my prime in the most extreme virtuous morality. My simple advice is to enjoy life, not in a celebutard, irresponsible, selfish way, but create some memories for yourself while you still can. There's a Mel Gibson quote in BraveHeart that speaks quite loudly to me in my now old age - "Everyone dies, but not everyone truly lives". I could say a lot more, but I don't want to be a buzzkill on Zanna's awesome site.

3:09 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

yes Z, I had two younger brothers that I kept on the straight and narrow while i acted like a possessed teenager.

3:12 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

I thought the mid-life crisis thing was bullshit. Man, was I ever wrong. My whole life went to shit in the space of a year and I couldn't blame anyone but myself.

P0nk, I hope yours is over (your crisis, that is).

3:41 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I'm not feeling a midlife crisis. Not yet anyway. But if I do have one, I hope there is good sex involved.

5:17 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

no point in having a midlife crisis if you're not going to have good sex. i've thought about having another one just for the sex.

5:26 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I think I need to have a midlife crisis like. NOW.

5:46 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

dammit. it's really not good to let my mind wander like that.

5:59 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Wander like what?

7:28 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

wander like fantasizing bouncing you like a rodeo clown while you try to ride me for an 8-count. enuff said?

8:10 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Um...no.

9:09 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

pushed it too far again eh? I seem to have a difficult time knowing where to draw the line. my apologies miss zanna.

9:22 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I MEANT..not enuff said. ;)

9:27 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

while sex in public might be hot if you're the one involved, it usually is not appreciated by the onlookers. So as much as I would like to spank that hot ass like a pancake breakfast on Mother's Day, further discussion would have to go private. ;-P

9:52 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

Do women have a midlife crisis? I know the clock thing but I don't know if that is the same.

I just looked in and you two have me roaring.

Seeing other people have sex in public is nasty and never appreciated (by me anyway) and, yet, strangely enough, it seems ok when they are on film. By "ok" I meant great and worth paying money for.

:-)

10:34 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

true peter, film always makes it look hotter for some reason. i've always been a bit voyeuristic but i'm not sure how normal that is.
as far as midlife crisis goes, i'm not even going to try to understand who or why other people have them. I can't completely understand my own. I do know the internet opens up a number of worlds (a few real, most false) tempting people who are not satisfied where they are at.
man, i do not like being a downer. somebody slap me.

11:03 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Regarding the whole sex in public thing. I'm going to take this back full circle and say, "it's not okay when someone else does it, but it's okay when I do it".

And uh..yea, that's how I feel about that. However in my eyes, there are two kinds of public....in front of people or just...not inside...or somewhere kind of risky.

6:44 AM  
Blogger p0nk said...

mmmmm outdoor sex is yummy!

11:12 AM  
Anonymous bionic bunny! said...

babies, the lot of ya!

october '59.

and i'm guessing gumbo may even be closer to 1956, unless he lied about his age to join the marines.
remember, kiddies, life begins at 40!

that's my story and i'm stickin' to it.

1:48 AM  
Blogger d mumsie said...

she said, 'a woman gets pregnant to make a man marry her.'

5:14 AM  

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