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Monday, December 18, 2006

BRITNEY SPEARS LOOKS LIKE SHIT

Some things defy my comprehension. Today, it’s my Christmas tree that won’t stay straight in the stand and Britney spears looking like a bag of smashed assholes.

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7 Comments:

Anonymous Dragulf said...

Shitney the pear could wear a potato sack and I'd still dislike her.

My nephew keeps crying about how he slept with his third cousin so I told him "If you are gonna get that upset about it, quit counting them!" - Larry the cable guy.

8:50 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

If her stupid dress, wasn't so stupid short, she wouldn't have to keep pulling the stupid thing down... now would she?

8:56 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

nothing to say about the whore, but LOL@Dragulf and his comment..........

10:02 AM  
Anonymous BarbadoSlim said...

Shit will always look like shit, even if you dip it in make-up.

10:06 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

I bet she still smells like K-Fed's ball sweat and stale Cheetos.

10:20 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Like most Louisiana women her looks reached their peak at the age of seventeen. It's all a big downhill slide into obesity, hair loss and orange skin once they reach the ripe old age of 18 and their uncles don't want to touch their swimsuit areas anymore.

11:04 AM  
Blogger p0nk said...

i have a number of relatives who were buried in that same sexy little number.

11:56 AM  

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