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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

CHRISTMAS 2.0

Good Morning! 10 Zen Monkeys has a nice post called: Christmas 2.0: Subverting the Holidays With Re-dubbing, where you can witness our traditional Christmas favorites morph into new, timeless classics like Frosty the Raging Anarchist or A Charlie Brown Christmas – Alternate Ending. I thought it would be nice to be able to start you off with Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer – The Unrated Version. Enjoy watching this with your morning coffee (turn the sound down).

Wahoo-Doray, let the bastardization of Christmas begin!



Thanks to Junkiness for the tip.

17 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

♫ ♪ It's beginning to look alot lke Christmas... ♪ ♫

8:52 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

♫ ♪ It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... ♪ ♫

8:53 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

I caught the real claymation Rudolph the other night on CBS with my three year old, and I had forgotten all about the abominable snowman that eats reindeer. WTF?! Why does a Christmas show need an evil monster? That's just one more reason for my son not to trust Santa. That bearded bastard...

9:46 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I was surprised to see the deer focker wasn't in this episode, weird..........

9:49 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Yes...Deer Focker. We should alert him.

Abby...did he seem taken aback by the abonimbia..abomimab....fuck it..the monster snowman?

10:09 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Yes. He sobbed and told me to turn the mean snowman off. So of course I duct-taped him to the chair and made him watch the rest of the program. He's not going to be the weird kid when he starts school. No, sir. Not on my watch.

10:19 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I wish you were my mom

11:08 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I wish Abby was my _____! Fill in the blank.

Santa and a suckling red nosed reindeer. I always wondered...




I HATE X-mas. I saw a shooting star last night but my wish wasn't granted because I didn't drop dead.

11:30 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Dragulf..are you not sleeping well again dear?

I bet you'd like to fill in Abby's blank.

11:50 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Yeah Z, I'm up to 4 at a time now and they ain't working. I'm thinking 8 had better do the trick because a box at a time is gonna be expensive.

11:59 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

dragulf... at least you're not a Jew. Or maybe you are... well at least you're a well-hung Jew...

12:14 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I think you need some 'scription medication. Be careful taking all those, D.

Osh, you always have a way with words. It's like your some kind of verbal arteest. You must show me your ways.

12:20 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I feel like Al Bundy's son when he said "What if I told you I was hung like a bear?" "Oh!" said the girl he was trying to impress. "Are you?" Looking at the floor, he said "No." "Bye!" She said on her way out the door.

2:15 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Hung like a bear? Is that supposed to be impressive? Are bears well hung? Christ, the things you people make me Google.

2:42 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I'm hung like a horse........
What? Fuck, i'm always late to the party..........

5:16 PM  
Blogger bloggerchickster said...

Dragulf, up to 4, eh? Still better off than me. Here's my daily sleep dosage, 8 50mg Unisom geltabs and 8-10 25mg Tylenol Sleep Tabs, 2 Buspar, and a couple swigs of Nyquil (sp). I know, the sleeping pills both have the same chemical, but, the tylenol dissolves faster to help me get to sleep and the Unisom makes it so that I can stay asleep for a couple hours. Insane, I know. (FYI 750 mg of Diphenhydramine HCI is the smallest fatal dose on record.) Course, I still only sleep for 2 hours a night tops. I so miss sleep. Anxiety disorders suck. Can I blame the abominable snowman monster? How about Santa?

Oh, "Yes. He sobbed and told me to turn the mean snowman off. So of course I duct-taped him to the chair and made him watch the rest of the program. He's not going to be the weird kid when he starts school. No, sir. Not on my watch." This so made my day. Hugs. :)

Happy Holidays everyone!

1:31 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Zanna, I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

4:27 PM  

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