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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

COURTNEY LOVE STUMBLES DOWN MEMORY LANE

I'm always suspect when Courtney Love takes us down memory lane. Only because I suspect she doesn't remember shit. Pr-inside reports:

Rocker COURTNEY LOVE and NIRVANA frontman KURT COBAIN often spent the festive season on a drugs hunt - but not before they’d showered each other with personal Christmas gifts.

The pair used to give self-penned songs and stories as presents, but they still made time to embark on a search for illegal narcotics.

She says, "Christmases were really challenging because even the dope dealers take Christmas off.

"Well, not all the dope dealers. Kurt had this friend called DYLAN and I found Dylan one Christmas hiding in my basement. Dylan had found a dope dealer.

"But, y’know, we were a family with a new born, so other than dope it wasn’t really what you’d call a ‘celebrity lifestyle’." She adds, "We made a lot of art for each other and wrote songs for each other - more creative kinds of gifts."
I know I was feeling creative yesterday. After I found out James Brown died, I went looking for my dealer. He wasn’t in my basement but at his mother’s house having dinner and opening presents. He gave me some free shit just to…heyyyy, see what I made you? It’s a picture. I enlarged a picture of my face and I cut a whole out of the mouth. Look! You can stick your tongue through it…Haaaaaaaaaaaaa…. And it has a poem. I made you a poem.


I didn’t drive it very far
I didn’t do that to your car
Green means stop and red means go
And yellow lights are just for show
That dent looks kind of three dimensional
Perfect cars are too conventional
I don’t know why you are all a-dither
Red and black go good together

20 Comments:

Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I always wondered why a genious as himself was doing with this piece of shit...........

9:58 AM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

I find that Stallion has, once more, spoken my thoughts on the matter.

Nice poem! I make sure I see my dealer two weeks before the holidays and get enough to get me through.

:-)

12:59 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

Yeah Pete,

I was and still am a big Nirvana fan, made sense for the time I was growing up............

Hope you had a good holiday bro.........

2:05 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

Thanks Stallion!

I am somewhat older but liked the band and a good friend of mine was the editor of Cobain's diary (or journal) when it was published. I don't know if you saw it but it was cool and interesting.

The wrong one killed himself. The man was very creative and talented from what I can see.

I had a pretty nice Christmas, thanks! I hope you did as well.

2:49 PM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

Nirvana (among others) was a major part of my teen years. Hell, I remember them playing "Smells Like Teen Spirit" at one of our pep rallies senior year. It was the only gathering any of us showed the slightest bit of spirit.

Matter of fact, that's my main ringtone for my cell. It goes back and forth between that and Alice In Chain's "Man in the Box".

God, I'm such a child of the times...

6:04 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Pete...I know that book..I got it for my friend Steve for his birthday. It's awesome.

I've had a couple people close to me that have killed themselves and both times I have seen someone within that person's circle who should have done it instead.

7:31 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Oh, and Pete..I'm glad you like my poem. It came from the heart. I made it just for you.

7:31 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

p.s.

dont look at the right front bumper.

7:32 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

Sorry to read that, Zanna, and I know what it is like. My best friend from the military (USAF) killed himself on New Years Eve (or on the mark of New Years).

It is a shame Cobain ever got mixed up with heroin. It is hard to believe someone with his apparent brains and who was old enough to know how it f_cked up the lives of some major people, got hooked on it. But, alas, it happens.

Apache, we are all children of our times and the people who try not to be get laughed at.

9:07 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Here's a poem I wrote. It's about Courtney Love and why men get erections in the morning.

Pussy stinks I cry
into sunrise dew I jerk
dick in old salmon

It's a haiku.

10:38 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

Ah! Sappho has nothing on you two ladies!

Though I won't set forth one of my own at this time, I will share the beautiful thoughts of John Wilmot,
the Earl of Rochester (1647-1680) in his heartrending poem...

The Dying Lover To His Prick

Happy spark of heavenly flame!
Pride and wonder of man's frame!
Why is pleasure so soon flying?
Why so short this bliss of dying?
Cease, fond pego, cease the strife,
And yet indulge a moment's life.

Hark! cunt whispers. Don't she say,
Brother pego come away?
What is this absorbs me quite,
Seals my senses, shuts my sight,
Drowns my spirits, draws my breath?
Tell me, my prick, can this be death?

Now you recede, now disappear!
My eye looks round in vain; my ear,
Fanny your Murmur rings:
Lend, lend your hand! I mount! I die!
O Prick, how great thy Victory?
O Pleasure, sweet thy stings.


I can't read that poem without crying.

:-(

11:26 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

You just got me pregnant with that poem.

11:36 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

There once was a man from Nantucket...
aah fuck it.

" I'm always suspect when Courtney Love takes us down memory lane. Only because I suspect she doesn't remember shit." LMAO - Damn I've missed me some Zanna.

2:23 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

:-)

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