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Wednesday, December 13, 2006

DEVITO WAS JUST KIDDING

As outrage grows over Rosie’s “ChingChong” joke, Danny DeVito has decided to remove himself from the debacle by saying his public drunkenness was nothing but a joke. TMZ reports:

Danny DeVito says his wacky appearance on "The View" was the result of being "groggy" after a wild night with George Clooney ... not because he was drunk.The funnyman appeared to be wasted during the chat show, which included a rant against President Bush -- much of which was bleeped out by censors. He also cursed the "seven limoncellos" he drank the previous night. In his first TV appearance since the incident, DeVito tried to clear up the situation last night on CNBC's "Conversations with Michael Eisner," telling the media mogul, "I was funny ... I was a little groggy ... I was joking, that was a joke." Ah, c'mon, that's a little Mickey Mouse.
Apparently Danny was drunk during that too because I have no idea why you would drag Mickey Mouse into it. Anyway…

I too, like to come into work and "pretend" I’m drunk. Oh, you should see their faces when I tell them I love them and ask them if they want to see my tattoo. Then, when I’ve been sent to Human Resources, I tell them it was all an elaborate ruse and I don’t need the 800 number to the “Employee Help Line” and that AA is for quitters. And that whole thing with the cops "escorting" me into the parking lot with the lights on, was just a joke. What...you didn't think that was funny? C'mon. That was pure comedy gold.

17 Comments:

Blogger spankcheeks said...

You know what else? Nobody laughs when you "pretend" to vomit all over your desk. The bastards at my office can't take a fucking joke.

9:45 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I pissed in the coffee one morning but my co-workers didn't find it to funny. They all loved the coffee, but when I told them what I made it with they were all 'pissed' off. Oh, so you liked it before you found out it was piss? It was just a joke, I thought it was funny, dickheads!!!

9:57 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

See, if we all worked together, this wouldn't be a problem.

10:07 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

I know! We'd be like Abbot and Costello, only with boobies and searingly hot good looks.

10:16 AM  
Blogger spankcheeks said...

Except for Stallion. He could be "The One with the Wiener."

10:17 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Yes, Abby..I think we could potentially take over the world. You, me and the one with the wiener.

10:27 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

My nickname could be Oscar Myer......

10:34 AM  
Blogger Pop Culture said...

I love a little morning "piss in the coffee" humor. what a great group!

11:04 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I jerked off into a co-workers sandwich once! She enjoyed it!

11:19 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

I won't tell jokes about what I did to some people's food. Trust me, I enjoyed it a LOT more than they did!

To hell with pissing in their coffee Stallion, go ahead and pee on them.

Z, I didn't know they had human resources in a strip-clu... err Gentleman's meeting establishment.

Devito, stop with the denying and the lies. We know ya were plastered, it's OK. If I had to go on the View, I can guarantee you I'd get drunk first also!

11:37 AM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

And why do your co-workers get "all upset" when you masturbate at work? I mean, fuck, I'm IN my cubicle... it's not like I'm in the cafeteria. Damn.

11:43 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Hey guys, did I miss anything? I was just sucking off my boss so he wouldn't fire me for putting severed toes and cat shit in the receptionists inbox.
Incidentally, pinky, I know JUST what you mean. It's like, mind your own fucking business, I mean, don't you have some work you could be doing? Fat lazy fuckers...

12:04 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

kudos for the DeVito rant, i hate that little troll.

12:25 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

kudos to p0nk. Just because.

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