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Tuesday, December 19, 2006

FESTIVUS FOR THE REST OF US

It’s about this time of year when you’re ready to either kill family members, strangers in traffic or if you are like me, set your tree on fire in the middle of the living room. And it’s because of this, that the Seinfeld-inspired holiday of “Festivus” is becoming a real holiday. Even though I’m sure I would just get drunk and never get past the “airing of grievances”.

Sick of Christmas, Hannukah, Kwanzaa or the holidays in general? Check out the Festivus website.


13 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I'm sorry, I've never watched Seinfeld because he's a Jew!

Everybody knows the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world.

9:24 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

LOL@ Mel "the walrus" Gibson.......

9:56 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Ben & Jerry's made a really good ice cream called Festivus, I think it was a one-time promotional thing but it was really good and it had cinnamon and stuff. That is all.

10:55 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Osh are you serious and are you EVER going to check your myspace?

11:12 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Yes, as it turns out I am getting the internet for Christmas so very soon, my pretty, very soon...
This reminds me, many people where I work have added "Merry Christmas" to their email signature, and being that Monroe has a surprisingly large Asian and Jewish population (not to mention militant black people) I was having a conversation about it with one of my co-workers and happened to mention that it might alienate some people. She stared at me blankly. I said "you know, because not all people celebrate Christmas". She said "what dya mean?" I said, "Uh, some people celebrate Hannukah (I didn't mention Ramadan or anything REALLY "bizarre")". She had never heard of Hannukah. She'd heard of Jews, and probably had no idea she was working for some, but she was like, "Oh, you mean for Jewwwwws? (in a whisper) I don't think we do business with any Jewwwwws." I wanted to share that with you so you all can know my mental suffering living in this shitbag of a town.

12:16 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

Wait, there are Jews there?

1:13 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I work at a law firm with seven attorneys, five of which are known hebes.

1:48 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Oshy - You'd better hope a bomb doesn't hit that place where you work? It could wipe out the whole Jewish population in Monroe!

3:08 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

"being that Monroe has a surprisingly large Asian and Jewish population "

3:38 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Oshy - Just humor me.

5:35 PM  
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I do not sure, but they do not open for me...

11:12 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Let the airing if grievance begin! There is more about Festivus at www.whatisfestivus.com

Happy Festivus!

9:02 PM  
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