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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

GUESSING GAME

Just asking from Page Six wants to know:

-- WHICH recently separated celeb has a new habit to go along with her new friends? The cutie is spending way too much time in the bathroom of the many clubs she visits, hoovering down cocaine that her pals supply her with . . . WHICH hard-partying Hollywood starlet has club cocktail waitresses fueling rumors of rehab by whispering that the actress cuts her coke with strawberry Quik? . . . WHICH new pair of best friends are actually more? When they get back to their hotels or homes, the clothes come off.

Well?

8 Comments:

Anonymous Dragulf said...

Britney the Pear and the Parasite!

10:14 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I'm going with the Butler in the diningroom with a dildo!

10:27 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I'd say it's Kristie Alley. Who else would cut their coke with Stawberry Quik for christsakes?

12:17 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I'll say the ass-fucked slut bitch?

12:43 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I say it's Osh........

1:28 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Busted... I just love that strawberry Quik on EVERYTHING: drugs, alcohol, O.P.P., you name it.

2:17 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

OPP as in "you know me?"

7:44 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Zanna - Other Peoples Problems...

Word to your mother!

10:50 PM  

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