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Tuesday, December 12, 2006

KIRSTIE ALLEY WANTS US TO STOP MAKING FUN OF SCIENTOLOGY

Oh yea? Give us a reason not to. Pr-inside reports:

Former CHEERS star KIRSTIE ALLEY has had enough of the criticism the Church of Scientology receives and wants the media to start poking fun at other religions.The actress, a fervent Scientologist, suggests it's unfair that her chosen religion is always wrapped up in controversy and it's members considered cultist nuts.She says, "Why is it OK that Scientology gets slammed? A bigot is a bigot is a bigot."You would never come out and say Catholics are weird or 'Jews are weird' that's nothing short of bigotry. And it should be defended by every other religion in this world, because they're next." "For me, Scientology is, 'Let me make some oars and get in the boat and paddle myself across...' That's how you get to the other side."
I'm thinking when the founder of your religion is also a science fiction author, and you've got Tom Cruise as your poster boy, and all your holidays suck , then your religion is going to have some credibility issues. Face it. Ther are far too many reasons to make fun of it and not enough reasons not to.

23 Comments:

Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I'm not going to stop making fun of Scientology, but I'll tell you what I'm going to sart making fun of more. Kristie Alley's fat ass.........

10:10 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Is that Colbert fella supposed to be funny?

Kristy Alley? more like 16 lane highway than an alley IMO.

Wally! I just got an e-mail from someone that clains they are you from the future! "Tell Wally to stop wacking off! For gods sake I'm blind!" Just a heads up m8.

10:22 AM  
Anonymous bionic bunny! said...

stallion, you stole my thought-- i was gonna ask if it was still okay to make fun of her!

*yawn*
morning, all!

10:54 AM  
Anonymous BarbadoSlim said...

Church of Scientology would serve itself well if it didn't have lunatic homosexual midgets or godzilla looking fat asses with no self control speaking on its behalf.


Oh wait, wait, i've just been informed that that's all they have, nevermind.

11:00 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

How long do you think it's been since she's been laid? 5, 7 years?

11:10 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I'd hit it now... and I would have hit it when it was fat!

11:23 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

Osh, how long's it been for you.....LOL

P.S. Bend over.......

Sorry read that shit earlier and just had to say it............

11:35 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Wally, you'd hit a roast beef if a hole was cut in it.

11:41 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I thought Wally was more of a Swiss cheese kind of guy......

"Kristy Alley? more like 16 lane highway than an alley".........LMFAO

11:47 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Stallion, I get laid all the time, I'm married. Just by the same guy, over and over again. Till death do us part.

1:16 PM  
Anonymous iwrite said...

Oh please miss krusty kirstie...People make fun of other religions all the time. Uh people don't make fun of Catholics? Where the eff has she been?

1:34 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Zanna, Stallion - I wouldn't hit Jenna Jameson... NOW!

1:56 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Zanna, I tried posting this 6 times last night on "The Grannys" on your "Eugene" thread
and twice just now and Blogger.com wouldn't allow me to!
I'm having the same problem at LadyJanes site too!

I am calm... for now!!

If you can get it to post under my name, more power to you? :)


"Family flatulence" is awesome especially when the dog joins in!

2:23 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Yea, I couldn't post on my OWN blog either. Crazy...

3:23 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Zanna, I think you meant, "Yeeeah". I couldn't post on my OWN blog either. Crazy... RIGHT?

6:08 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Damn it Wally! I saved that futuristic e-mail post just for you and ya ignore it! :( Jenna Jameson wants you!

Thanks Stallion.

Zanna, I don't understand your latest Granny post and I refuse to scratch untill I can see someone's ugly mug.

Scientology is mocked because it's not a religion!!! Celebs are the dumbest people on the planet!

10:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"You would never come out and say Catholics are weird or 'Jews are weird' that's nothing short of bigotry." Kirstie? Honey? Please call us if you ever, against all probability, come into contact with reality. You wanna know why people say Scientologists are weird? Because they're weird! And scary! You know what, I can go to a Catholic church and stand outside and let people know I think Catholics are weird; I can go to a synagogue and stand outside and let people know I think Jews are weird. You know what? They are unlikely to say "You're just a dirty little gnat with secrets."

2:03 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

It's not a "mug" Dragulf.

8:30 AM  
Blogger OMGSeriously said...

I unlike many make fun of and despise most religions especially organized ones but right now Scientology takes the cake of the most retarded and twisted of them....it's not even a real religion.

12:40 PM  
Blogger bloggerchickster said...

The poking-fun at scientology (it isn't capitalized for a reason) will never end because the "founder" was a science-fiction writer and their "God" was an alien named Xenu. Find the episode of Carlos Mencia where he talks about scientology and those of you that actually support the beliefs of those nuts will finally see how silly it all is and the rest of us will be able to welcome you back to the real world.

Besides, Mr. Hubbard's son admitted, on camera, that scientology is nothing more than an exclusive club for rich people. Its pretty close to a fraternity or sorority where you pay people to be your friend. After having said that, I almost feel sorry for all of its members.

Nah.

1:15 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

There are a lot of opinionated comments here about Scientology. The thing is, most don't know what they're talking about.

Hubbard's son said what? Oh, you mean the son he had BEFORE he developed Scientolgoy, the son that was raised by his estranged ex-wife. The one who recanted all his comments later. The one who was trying to sue Scientology to get money. Yeah. Whatever.

Aliens gods? That is ludicrous bullshit. The Church of Scientology does not include belief in aliens. It includes a belief in finding harmony in your life by communion with
self
spouse, children
groups one belongs to
all of humanity
all living things
all material
and spiritual things
and God the Creator.
(See "The Eight Dynamics" at http://www.scientologyhandbook.org)

Most of the stuff you people are saying, most of the stuff I read on the Internet, has NOTHING to do with Scientology. But heck, what do I know. I've only been a Scientologist for over 20 years.

Sincerely,
Greg
http://www.liveandgrow.org

11:54 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

wanna know the truth? it may shock you, L ron hubbard was actually a mental paitent who escaped from his padded fucking cell, got fucked in the ass by a derranged crack head freak was forced to inject lots of heroin, while taking lots of hits of acid, while smoking meth, snorting coke, all at the same time, handed a peice of paper and was told to write the first thing that came to mind, pretty fucked up huh, no wonder the churches most loyal subject is cruise he was the derranged crack head freak, that fucked hubbard, thus brining to realization, tom cruise is much older than we thought, and getting goofier as the years go by. THAT MY FRIENDS IS THE FUCKING TRUTH.

9:17 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, Greg -- you're saying that after 20 years in the Church of Scientology, you still haven't gotten to OT III? Because not only does the Church of Scientology include belief in aliens, not only does it include the story of how Xenu, the tyrant of the Galactic Confederacy, created the "body thetans" responsible for all modern ills by blowing up the excess population of the planets he controlled with A-bombs dropped into volcanoes and then showing movies to the disembodied spirits that remained, but Scientology's own witness went into court and testified under oath that the Xenu story had never been secret.

9:55 PM  

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