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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

LINDSAY LOHAN IS A ZOMBIE HIPPIE

Lindsay Lohan showed up to Britney’s 25th birthday party, where she wandered aimlessly in the parking lot flashing a peace sign, and never went inside. I’m thinking it wasn't a peace sign but just the letter V. Which stands for Vagina and to expect a sighting.

Check out the coked up, rabbit fur ensconsed zombie hippie at X17.

8 Comments:

Anonymous BarbadoSlim said...

Do the world a favor and kill yourself.

do it

do it

do it

7:57 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Lindsay is to coke what white is to rice and flies are to shit. Go Joe!

8:21 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

No, that was her IQ (Intelligence Quotient)

8:39 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Whose Joe? And 2 is my IQ, she can't have it.

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

Joe is the incontinent midget from your couch. Don't you read your own blog Z? ;p

9:20 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

She's actually not giving the peace sign there. She's letting all the guy's out there that she enjoys the "shocker".......

This being only a half shocker, one in the pink, and one in the stink...........

9:39 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

As opposed to two in the pink one in the stink or vice versa?

Dragulf...I get confused when you decide to collide my two worlds!!!

9:54 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Actually what she meant to do was stick her tongue in between the fingers and wag it around in a "come hither" fashion. She learned this from her drug dealer, Vito, who told her it was the best way to get "all the slippery sluts".

12:23 PM  

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