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Tuesday, December 05, 2006

MADONNA'S MARRIAGE ON THE ROCKS

What? A problem with this marriage you’ve got to be kidding me. Female First reports:

Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reportedly been seeing a marriage counsellor in a desperate bid to save their six-year union.

The 'Hung Up' singer and her film director husband have allegedly been seeing top marital therapist Tricia Barnes after their relationship hit "rock bottom", following the couple's controversial adoption of a Malawi baby.

A source told Britain's People newspaper: "The marriage is near rock-bottom. They've been putting on a united front in public but behind closed doors their marriage has come under strain. The publicity surrounding the adoption has created a difficult atmosphere in their home. After a heart-to-heart they decided to seek the help of a marriage guidance specialist."
There were reports that he had reservations about adopting David, and I had a sneaking suspicion that Guy Richie really agreed with me. Before you know it she’ll be reinventing herself again as the victim who has been baptized by fire into the drudges of single-motherdom. And she’ll be whining about it on Oprah with all the sincerity of a woman who just adopted a Malawi orphan for all the right reasons. Then there will be another sucky children’s book for her to sell on Home Shopping Network about children and divorce; where she'll deliver that with about as much personality as someone who drank a bottle of scotch with a rufie chaser, can muster.

16 Comments:

Anonymous Dragulf said...

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Has Mad Donna seen her own video's? How can she think she is a good role model for kids not to mention her own.

8:23 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Forget the marriage counsellor, Madonna needs to see a psychiatrist!

8:42 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I bet it all has to do with the little niglet. Guy Ritchie must be a racist.........

9:40 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I wish some crazy tranny covered in Madonna tattoos would assasinate her. Why does she get to live and John Lennon dies? The world makes no sense to me.

12:21 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I agree with Oshkosh.

But Guy should have taken his grandfather's advice: "Don't ever marry an infamous whore!"

Pete M. New York, NY

p.s. Stallion, Guy Ritchie probably has more black friends than Madonna and, excepting his connection to her, I don't think he ever tried to purchase one.

7:33 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Hello Pete M!!! Nice to see you again.

7:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey Zanna!

I check in all the time - near every day - but I don't always post.

Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving!

Pete M. New York, NY

7:52 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Isn't Pete M. New York, NY, of relation to SpankCheeks aka Abby??

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Blogger Zanna said...

No, I'm pretty sure he's not.

7:59 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Walrus,

As far as I know I am not related to anyone here and I have no known relatives named Abby or nicknamed that.

Have a nice day.

Pete M. New York, NY

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