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Friday, December 15, 2006

MARTHA STEWART HAS A SEX TOY NAMED THUMPER


Yesterday, Martha Stewart went mano-a-mano with shock jock, Howard Stern. And it was a good thing.

So it’s official. Martha Stewart is a badass. Earlier this morning, the Queen of Domesticity was interviewed by King of Shock Jocks Howard Stern on his satellite radio show to commemorate their one-year anniversary at Sirius. For a woman who has her own line of linens and a guy who could own a porn empire, one would have surely expected a conversation between the two to be, um, a recipe for disaster. But Stewart was game. Yes, there were some mildly awkward moments -- no matter what, we do not, I repeat, we do not want to hear about Thumper, Lady Martha’s sex toy -- but it’s a rare and cool occurrence that a woman of her caliber could roll with Stern’s trademark punches without being offended or emotional, and at times, even give him a taste of his own medicine.

The best moments came when Stern asked questions that would make most people wriggle, Michael Richards-style, in their seats.

When Stewart mentioned that she’d like to go out on more dates, Stern said, “But I thought you wanted me.” She responded, “I did. But then I met you.”

As Stern was wrapping up, he advised that the next time Stewart is on the show she go commando. “Wait, are you wearing underwear today?,” he asked. Stewart, without missing a beat, said, “No… bye Howard.”

13 Comments:

Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Prison has hardened Martha!

1:39 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I always knew she was a pimp. A cold-blooded, gangsterfied, Thanksgiving-cooking, macrame-ing pimp.

2:07 PM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

Howard Stern is the fucking bomb.......Always knows what to say

4:33 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Oshy - Is it "gangsterfied" or "gangstafied"? I have always been at a loss about those two words.

5:25 PM  
Blogger p0nk said...

that's cool that she can roll and all, but ewwwwwwwwww.

6:01 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

Sometimes it's "gangstrafied", or even "gangsterfeezied". It's something you learn when you get your ghetto pass, which comes with a manual and drink huggy.

4:39 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Z - In you 'caption' you said "Martha Stewart went mano-a-mano" with Howard?

Wouldn't it be more appropriate to say "mano-a-womano"?

I just trying to set the record straight.

10:34 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I'm also trying to set the record straight.

10:35 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

mano-a-mano means hand to hand..like combat, Wally.

11:19 PM  
Anonymous Dragulf said...

No… I always go commando. What difference does it make? I had it sewn shut decades ago. bye Howard.

^^ That would have been the proper response!

3:41 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.passionxchange.co.uk

8:55 AM  
Anonymous SweN said...

Martha set us up the bomb... Thumper is not any kind of dildo.
This is "Thumper": http://www.thumpermassager.com/intro.html

So owned him, in her own way ofcourse.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Any idea how credit crunch affected porn?


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4:55 PM  

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