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Tuesday, December 26, 2006

NICOLE KIDMAN CAN'T GET A BREAK


Reportedly, Keith Urban had been cheating on Nicole even after their engagement was announced publicly. I just saw the pictures of his "mistress" and yea, she has a nice body. The face? Not so much. Splash News reports:

Amanda Wyatt, 23, has told how the hunky singer repeatedly cheated on the Oscar winning star in the run-up to their all-star wedding last summer.The blonde lingerie model alleged that while the couple were busy making plans to marry, ex-junkie Urban, 39, would make passionate love to her during secret meetings.She claimed to a Uk newspaper the cheating music idol Urban:

* NEVER used protection
* BEDDED her in the gym and bedroom of the sprawling Nashville, Tennessee, mansion the star now shares with Kidman.
* BOMBARDED her with sleazy text messages begging her to come round for sex sessions while the A-list actress was out of town.
* ROMPED completely naked with her in his swimming pool during a wild house party.
* DROVE himself to the brink of despair with drug use.

Amanda's bombshell claims will devastate Kidman, 39, who has recently been a rock for Urban after he voluntarily entered the Betty Ford rehab center in California.Now speaking for the first time about their alleged secret affair, Amanda revealed how she was regularly sleeping with Urban even after she saw pictures of the engaged celebrity couple splashed across magazines. And she insisted she now wants nothing more to do with him and has promised Kidman she is not a threat to her marriage.
I would think leaking this shit to the media would constitute being a threat to the marriage but what do I know. All my boyfriend's wives are mad at me so I'm obviously not doing something right.

There is alot more to the story and pictures so click here to check it out.

14 Comments:

Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I wonder if this chick knows she's that ugly, probably not...........

10:00 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Maybe we should tell her....

10:29 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

I'd be afraid she would cast a spell on me, ya know?

10:53 AM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

What an F_cking shame! Maybe it is true, maybe it isn't but the worst thing is that people will sell out on you in a second these days. Love the "lingerie model" comment which is, of course, quite a special euphemism for ugly-faced slut with a good body.

I particularly find it white-trashy to rant about how someone YOU had sex with never used protection. That shows that she knows that anyone who touches her should have a rubber barrier between them and her for THEIR protection. Nice.

As to Nicole Kidman (who is beautiful), I feel that she should let it go (after having tests done) because, as I recall, she was banging a married man once (at least once) and this guy is a musician and he will hit whatever he can whenever he can. It goes with the territory.

"I'm forever yours....faithfully..." NOT!

12:55 PM  
Blogger pinky_nip said...

A perfect example of why God created paper bags.

1:09 PM  
Blogger ApacheRose said...

Wait... so Keith Urban's actually straight? Seriously? Wow... I just thought Nicole was doing her thing again, being a beard.

6:00 PM  
Anonymous BarbadoSlim said...

hehehehehe she's easy, dirty and sleazy, just the way I like'em. Kidman mught be all classy and shit but she gives me a strong: "to freeze your penis insert here" vibe.

7:01 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

I don't know Apache...that "chic" has the face of a man. Might be why he was able to muster an erection for her. Poor Nicole..this whole time he told her it was the booze and he was too drunk to get it up. Now he's going to have to find another excuse after "rehab"

7:34 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

She must be remarkably good at something to have gotten him or he is into manly women.

Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder but everyone can see ugly.

8:59 PM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I don't think her body is that great either. Butter face? Butter self.

10:33 PM  
Blogger Peter_M said...

Hey Osh!

Nothing "great" about her. She has a very high skank factor (a 7.0 on the skankter scale) and, sorry to say it, some guys really love skanks.

My former brother-in-law had a real taste for them that I never understood.

She must have some hidden "talent" or be a good drug connection. I would bet money on it that she is the link to his drug buddies.

11:11 PM  
Blogger Lady Jane said...

Ha HA HA HAAAAA HAAAAA HAHA AHAHAHAHAHhhahhhahahahahahahahaheeheeheeheeehahahahahahahahhhahaa
*snort* hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahahhahrhehehheeehhehehehehehehhehahahahahahah.

ha ha.

11:21 PM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

There was some porno chick that got killed outside Philly a few years ago and MAN did this girl ever have butterface. She looked kinda like an "ugly" Brooke Hogan, who got smacked in the face with a shovel a few dozen times on top of it. And then it was great because NBC10 (my fave) would post all these slideshows of her sleazy "modeling" photos on their website. And then people tell me I'm bad for laughing at them. Come on! I'm only human!

Anyway, I'm as shocked about this as everyone else. About the part where he cheated with a woman, at least. Unless fuggo is packing, which I wouldn't rule out either.

10:03 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

With a face like that, Keith is obviously a doggy-style or back door man. :)

8:25 PM  

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