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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

NO BELL CAN SAVE YOU FROM THIS

I interrupt my current Merlot imbibement to bring you something you will curse me and dare I say…hate me for. But I feel it’s my obligation to mentally accost you and leave you unable to sleep. At least give me credit for not leaving it for morning, while you are eating breakfast or at work. Unless you are the Night Security Guy, in which case it doesn’t matter because you are sitting there with your pants off already. I know about you people.

I give to you, in it’s full and complete entirety, the Screech “Dirty Sanchez” video.

And I’ll have you know watching this had the reverse effect that regular porn has. Dried right up like the Sahara.

I don’t think there is enough Merlot left in the box to make me okay with any of this.

14 Comments:

Anonymous BarbadoSlim said...

So what you're saying is that this is gonna gimme a raging soft-on

8:37 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

Well, I can only say what it did for me. Which is nothing except wonder about the girls in the video. Like, "they're not drunk?" I can't believe they aren't drunk.

8:52 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

Zanna, I waited 8 minutes and it wouldn't work.

8:58 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

That's not my fault, Wally......don't blame me!

9:10 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I'm not blaming you Zanna! I think everybody and his brother are trying to view it!

I should have added this... "I'll TRY AGAIN LATER", to my post, it may have kept your dander down! Hahaha!

Actually, I saw it on another blogsite too (linked below) and it wouldn't load there either! :(

http://www.celebslam.com/

10:05 PM  
Blogger Zanna said...

It has to do with the site it's hosted on, not the site that's linking it.

10:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I had trouble loading it and was uncertain what the term "dirty sanchez" meant and googled it.

N A S T Y! and I won't watch that.

But here is the Wikipedia entry for it and that had me roaring.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_Sanchez


Pete M. New York, NY

10:37 PM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

I know that Zanna...

3:34 AM  
Blogger litelysalted said...

Wally: Haha you looked!

Pete: How do you live in NYC and not know what a Dirty Sanchez is?

Zanna: "enough Merlot left in the box." Ha!

I'm going to pretend I'm above looking at this, but really I'm going to wait until I'm all alone and turn the lights off, pull the shades, cover my computer and myself with one of those radiation blankets and THEN I'm going to look at it.

6:54 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

That's the way to do it. I looked at it in early evening at my kitchen table with as you've noticed a BOX of Merlot. It didn't protect me. I had nightmares last night.

7:37 AM  
Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

salted, I haven't 'looked' yet!

9:25 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

I'm at work so I can't watch it. And for the first time in my life, I love my job.

9:49 AM  
Blogger Italian Stallion said...

Osh I feel the same way, except for loving the job part..........

11:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Salted. I think the question should really be how do YOU know what a 'dirty sanchez' is, not how I don't know.

LMAO!

Maybe I am just provincial, thankfully so on this occasion.

Pete M. New York, NY

1:40 PM  

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