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Wednesday, December 27, 2006

SHANE MCGOWAN & PETE DOHERTY.....NAKED

You thought watching Pete Dougherty squirt a syringe full of blood at a camera man was bad? Or shooting up a passed out teenage fan? You ain’t seen nothing yet

Hellraising rockers SHANE MacGOWAN and PETE DOHERTY have posed nude together for a photoshoot.

The pair were tempted out of their clothes by celebrity snapper MARIO TESTINO.THE POGUES rocker MacGowan reveals, "I had my photograph taken with Mr Doherty recently. It was by Mario Testino.

"Nothing particularly unusual, except he asked us to be naked together, which was pretty unexpected. What's more unexpected is that we obliged."
Thank you for your patience as I process mental picture. Processing…..processing….at 38%.....processing……75% …processing….100%.

Okay…well, let me preface this by telling you my mind’s eye does not come with Adobe Photoshop…my mind’s eye is reporting a fierce amount of “pasty white”, but in all fairness, I am only seeing this in an artistic “black and white”which helps distract from the yellowing Euro-teeth. Those resemble Chiclets and are various shades of gray. I am also seeing ungroomed pubic hair, akin to the nests of birds native to Morocco. They are touching. I am becoming increasingly disturbed. I’m starting to rock back and forth. I'm cold. Edit..undo. Edit UNDO!!

Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred while continuing mental picture. This error has been forwarded to Spank Cheek's technical group.

11 Comments:

Blogger Italian Stallion said...

Maybe they both like Chinese every once in a while, who knows. Sometimes these rockers get tired of eating the same thing every day.......

Kate Moss might consider douching.......

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Blogger Zanna said...

They just say they want chinese..what they really want is Greek.

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Well they ain't gettin Italian, that's for fucking sure........

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