Friday, December 08, 2006


*start playing the theme song in your head*

Jessica’s mom is bullshit about her daughter messing up the 9-5 song in front of Dolly Parton and thinks Jessica should get out of the business if she’s not willing to put in the work. Of course, Papa Joe called it cute. I don’t think either one of them are going to have to fight Jessica’s career much longer. Stick a fork in it. It’s done.

Click here to read about her mother verbally spank her. And below, is what her mom is so mad about.


Blogger Walrus Gumboot said...

It was acid reflux!

For 60 years old... Dolly Parton is a Grand-MILF!!

10:20 AM  
Blogger oshkoshb-goshdammgosh said...

How can you be mad at Jessica Simpson for forgetting words to a song? That's like beating a dog for licking its butt.

10:44 AM  
Blogger Abe-O said...

Wow, Jess got SERVED by momma....poor girl!

10:58 AM  
Blogger Zanna said...

She's probably mad at her because if Jessica doesn't perform like a circus monkey, mamma can't pay the bills.

11:10 AM  
Blogger H8TORADE said...

i'd hit it

1:58 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home